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Hello? Is anybody there? Happy Thanksgiving to you, yours, and those you care about. Even the Michigan fans. This will also serve as your open thread for Thanksgiving Day’s football. Maybe basketball if I don’t have time to put up a thread for that. Who’s to say? It wasn’t ideal to learn yesterday, after we […]
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College basketball on today. Like…almost too much basketball? Wha’ happen? So…Michigan might be really, really, really good. Bonesaw Invitational Players’ Era Festival, Brought to You by PIF #7 Michigan Wolverines 101, #12 Gonzaga Bulldogs 61 Genuinely, just…terrifying. Yaxel Lendeborg and the Wolverines crumpled up Graham Ike and the Bulldogs and shoved them in a locker. […]
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Welcome to the last power poll of the regular season! We’re going to compare our favorite Big Ten teams to characters in movies we know and love! Some of these are going to be a little too on the nose, and others I had a little fun with. No. 1: Ohio State Buckeyes First place […]
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Happy Thanksgiving everyone! I hope you all enjoy the long weekend, but it is, alas, the final weekend of the regular season. For some, their teams will move on to bigger, better games, e.g., the B1G CCG, CFP, and bowl games, while for others, their teams will head home, lick their wounds, and try to […]
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MORE FEAST MORE FEAST MORE FEAST MORE FEAST You ever have that moment where you look around and wonder if it’s only you left? Yeah, me neither. Here is what I wrote yesterday—drafted on Monday night—about the Players Era Festival: Maryland Terrapins 74, UNLV Rebels 67 There were approximately 50 people in the stands for […]
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Another day in the life of the Big Ten in FEAST WEEK: Rutgers sucks, USC’s mediocre, everything else…eh. FEAST WEEK DAY 1: RECAPS Players Era Festival I’m increasingly angry about this tournament—not specifically because Michigan routed San Diego State and ran up the score, but specifically because the nature of “18 teams playing a fucking […]
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Before I get into the preview of the Indiana at Purdue game, I want to take a moment to wish everyone throughout the Empire a very happy Thanksgiving. I hope each and everyone of you will spend some time with family, friends, and loved ones. While our school’s sports teams clash on the field, pitch, […]
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Nebraska wins a championship, Purdue stuffs Tech in a locker, and all the other news that’s fit to print. Good morning. Lots of Big Ten hoops to get to, since Rutgers—and boy do we have more on them in a second—is going to get flattened by Tennessee in about an hour. The Weekend That Was […]
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Where is your team going, and why can’t they sell tickets? A Roundup: Back when I was a fresh-faced, 20-something graduate student desperately seeking to avoid writing my dissertation, I would do full bowl projections each week. I remember sitting at my RAship in the Digital Scholarship Lab, pounding these out instead of doing an […]
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Ten Fourteen Eighteen B1G Things The Rundown Northwestern finally wins at Wrigley! At first it looked like a very West type of game, then suddenly both teams decided to give the defense the rest of the afternoon off, and couldn’t stop each other. It was actually one of those “last team with the ball wins.” […]
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What can I interest you in: Wrigley? West Coast? A 1983 rematch? A return to the old Big Ten? Good morning. Apologies for my lateness, but I hope you’re enjoying College Gameday at a traditional Big Ten matchup. Rutgers Scarlet Knights @ (1) Ohio State Buckeyes 11AM | FOX | Ohio State -33.5 | O/U 56.5 Minnesota […]
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Oregon-USC! Nebraska-Penn State! Illinois-wisconsin! All of these games are certainly equal! My department is currently trying to make some hires for positions that are going to be vacant thanks to retirements—just like-for-like hires is all we’re asking, a tenure-track position for a retiring tenured faculty member. In the last two years our enrollments have gone […]
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The season is winding down and turkeys everywhere are in witness protection! Welcome to the week 13 edition of our weekly recurring Where We Be, What We Be Drinking column, where we learn what the OTE “writers” will be doing this gameday. Please note that we are contractually obligated to not watch the games. RMB: […]
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…because it’s almost FEAST WEEK, you see. Illinois lost to Alabama. Washington should’ve lost to Southern. Same for Maryland with the Mount. And Michigan State pounded Kentucky. That about sums up the week of Big Ten basketball, yes? Thursday, November 20 #1 Purdue Boilermakers 80, Memphis Tigers 71It was jarring to see Purdue give up […]
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Plus, it’s Division III bowl weekend, while the D-II and D-III playoffs are beginning. In 1996, the Minnesota Vikings signed a castoff from the Cleveland Browns who had spent the first half of that season bouncing around the Baltimore Ravens and Carolina Panthers: Leroy Hoard. A Michigan Man, signed to replace the injured Robert Smith, […]
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What’s this? BoilerUp89 is still writing for Off Tackle Empire and not talking about basketball? Well… yes, I’m still occasionally putting my two cents in regarding Purdue football here. Basketball is still the superior sport. Anway, I figured it was time for my yearly contribution to the power poll. This year I’ll be talking about […]
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If you looked at the box score of Saturday’s game between Michigan and Northwestern, you probably wouldn’t think the Wolverines needed a last-second field goal to escape Wrigley Field with a two-point win. Not in a game in which Michigan dominated the stat sheet as thoroughly as it did. How dominant were the Wolverines? They […]
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This week I will review Purdue’s loss to Washington and preview the upcoming bye. About last week … Holy moly was that game bad. Purdue had several opportunities early in the game and failed to convert. Then the Huskies arose from their nap to score 35 unanswered points and the rout was on. During this […]
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This is a column to check in on the rest of the football world, but since it’s 2025 in America I will beat you over the head with The Agenda, which in case you’ve forgotten is “Big Ten Superiority Unless It’s Funny.” THE AGENDA MVP: USC TROJANS USC defeated #21 Iowa to advance to 8-2. […]
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Plus: a basketball civil war, a shoehorned trip to MSG, and all these empty calories. The Weekend That Was Most Impressive Win Nebraska Cornhuskers 105, Oklahoma Sooners 99 Tough to deny Maryland, here, who went on the road to Milwaukee and beat Marquette in their barn cavernous NBA palace. But as Kind of… has been […]
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Ten Fourteen Eighteen B1G Things The Rundown Minnesota does the bare minimum. Again It’s a meme at this point. WhiteSpeedReceiver: I saw the first drive of the second half because of a family commitment, and I thought we looked good. The rest of the game apparently disagreed. Michigan, with more turnovers than touchdowns, nearly fumbles the bag. […]
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Wrigley Field, LAZERZ, and more. Here’s how to watch. Here’s your open thread for the day’s football. Usual rules apply. Where is College Gameday today? ESPN College Gameday B1G N00D Saturday Big Ten Football Schedule Wisconsin Badgers @ (2) Indiana Hoosiers Noon | BTN | Indiana -30.5 | O/U 44.5 (18) Michigan Wolverines @ Northwestern Wildcats Noon | FOX […]
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The Mayor’s Key, Southwest Showdown, and Battle for the Ol’ Apple Basket Friday, November 14 Lehigh Mountain Hawks at Rutgers Scarlet Knights5:30pm | BTN+ | RU -17.5 | O/U 136.5 The Mountain Hawks are just a slightly faster version of Maine. Rutgers continues to challenge itself. Illinois State Redbirds at USC Trojans6:30pm | Peacock | […]
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On dumb octagonal pits in community parks. Plus, what UConn has in common with Indiana, Ohio State, and Texas A&M. We can’t change layouts in any meaningful way, so instead of cluttering up the homepage any more, here’s an open thread for Minnesota-Oregon and the other Friday games. Info is below. READ ON! —MNW It’s […]
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