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The unfortunate inevitability of sports

I had fully intended to write a post about the departure of Steven Stamkos.  I dated it in July of 2024, shortly after he’d been traded to the Nashville Predators.  I shelved it, not only because it hurt but because Continue reading The unfortunate inevitability of sports →

Our newfound obsession with tanking and why it’s time to get over it

Have you ever been out to dinner and the server waiting on you is just going through the motions?  Have you ever gone grocery shopping and the cashier checking you out barely manages to smile and otherwise fails to notice Continue reading Our newfound obsession with tanking and why it’s time to get over it →

Clutch Closers: NCAAB Heroes in Late-Game Props

Source College basketball isn’t only about skill and ability. Guts and heart also take center stage. The closing four minutes can seem like an eternity in a game that’s only run for thirty-six minutes and forty-four seconds. A missed box-out Continue reading Clutch Closers: NCAAB Heroes in Late-Game Props →

SportsChump joins The Weekly Roundup podcast

Podcasts are the wave of the future.  I heard that on a podcast somewhere. Yours truly has dabbled in different multimedia outlets over my illustrious career, from social to radio sit-ins to even being credited in Emmy Award-winning documentaries.  Despite Continue reading SportsChump joins The Weekly Roundup podcast →

James Harden’s Last Stand?

“Lord, I was born a ramblin’ man, tryin’ to make a livin’ and doin’ the best I can. And when it’s time for leavin’, I hope you’ll understand, That I was born a ramblin’ man.” -Allman Brothers, Ramblin’ Man, 1973 Continue reading James Harden’s Last Stand? →

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Booze On Film, Vol. 1: Roadhouse Drambuie

I love movies, not necessarily old movies though.  My affinity for film starts around the year I was born, anything released in the late sixties and beyond, beginning with what they called the “New Hollywood” which, I suppose still makes Continue reading Booze On Film, Vol. 1: Roadhouse Drambuie →

Patriots Key Matchups Driving Super Bowl LX Prop Bets

Source There is a lot of excitement building for Super Bowl LX. This isn’t just about crowning a team. Instead, the match will likely play out like a quiet war, where coaches call plays, players make split-second choices, and every Continue reading Patriots Key Matchups Driving Super Bowl LX Prop Bets →

Shedeur Sanders Pro Bowler, Bill Belichick Second Ballot, Chuck Klosterman right

Chuck Klosterman’s recently published Football is not for you, and he’ll be the first to admit it.  As he clearly states in his introduction, his latest project, brilliant as always, is intended for people in the future. Football does its Continue reading Shedeur Sanders Pro Bowler, Bill Belichick Second Ballot, Chuck Klosterman right →

The inspirationally unpetty Sam Darnold

“I don’t think about it all that much,” replied Sam Darnold to a sideline reporter, moments after leading his Seahawks to an AFC Championship and Super Bowl berth.  The question, worded only slightly differently than the same one he has Continue reading The inspirationally unpetty Sam Darnold →

The NFL and the burden of expectation

Football seasons are so odd.  They hold a character all their own, complete with lingering blasts from the past, a solid middle ground, and an unanticipated, perhaps even premature evolution.  These ingredients remain the perfect recipe for ever-expanding ratings. 2025 Continue reading The NFL and the burden of expectation →

NFL’s pursuit for parity reaches new heights; Fans can’t get enough

“He’s better at this than I’ve ever been at anything in my life. He’s better at this than you’ll ever be, at anything. My son has a gift.” Joe Mantegna in “Searching for Bobby Fischer”  “I think about it every Continue reading NFL’s pursuit for parity reaches new heights; Fans can’t get enough →

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The Super Bowl Matchups That Could Swing Betting Action

Source Right now, the playoff road feels a little less bumpy for Seattle and Denver. Both teams earn first-round byes after finishing on top of their conferences, and that’s no small thing. Fewer games mean fewer chances for chaos, bad Continue reading The Super Bowl Matchups That Could Swing Betting Action →

Miami wins; Herbstreit responsible?

An entire nation of sports fans had just watched a captivating football game, one of the best of this long season.  The winner would play for a national title; the loser would go home. Miami versus Ole Miss, two teams Continue reading Miami wins; Herbstreit responsible? →

Book Review: Every Day is Sunday by Ken Belson

We wake up every fall Sunday morning and go about our business.  Football is inevitably a part of it.  We place our wagers, set our fantasy lineups, and plan where to watch the day’s games.  We either head out to Continue reading Book Review: Every Day is Sunday by Ken Belson →

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Week 18 College/NFL Picks: The Grand Finale

Let’s talk about information.  After all, information is the most important factor, or at least should be, when it comes to placing wagers.  It’s difficult for Kevin and I or anyone for that matter, to place wagers well ahead of Continue reading Week 18 College/NFL Picks: The Grand Finale →

Week 17 College/NFL Picks: Dave Bradley Stands up

Two weeks left in the regular season. If you’re lucky, you’re plotting the demise of a good friend in your fantasy Super Bowl.  I happen to be in such a position. Our fantasy teams aren’t the only ones striving for Continue reading Week 17 College/NFL Picks: Dave Bradley Stands up →

Week 16 College/NFL Picks: The Barber Slices and Dices

Our NFL season is coming to an end. Booooooo!!! Which means the playoffs are finally starting to take shape.  Yaaaaay!!! Ten teams are vying for seven playoff spots in the NFC, nine are still alive in the AFC.  All we’re Continue reading Week 16 College/NFL Picks: The Barber Slices and Dices →

Week 15 College/NFL Picks: Searching for Bobby Kady

The NFL has achieved perfection in its chase for parity. Quickly, off the top of your head, name one dominant team, one you’re assured will make a solid run through the post-season. You can’t do it, can you. The NFL Continue reading Week 15 College/NFL Picks: Searching for Bobby Kady →

NFL Futures 2025: Analyzing Which Teams Are Gaining Odds Momentum

  Source As we approach the 2025/26 playoffs, the 2025 NFL futures market is already running hot. Bettors and analysts are drawing lines in the turf, trying to forecast which franchises have that mix of roster balance, health, and hunger Continue reading NFL Futures 2025: Analyzing Which Teams Are Gaining Odds Momentum →

Week 12 College and NFL Pick ‘Em: Darrell Hardens our Hearts

Before getting to this week’s edition of fruitlessly picking games against the spread, I thought I’d kick things off with a little history lesson. According to the internet, the origins of the phrase “back to the drawing board” can be Continue reading Week 12 College and NFL Pick ‘Em: Darrell Hardens our Hearts →

Week 11 College/NFL Pick ‘Em: D Gets Heavy

We’re at the point of the NFL season where we ask ourselves, “Can you believe it’s already Week 11?”  If you haven’t asked a friend that lately, you’re clearly not as obsessed as you should be about football and should Continue reading Week 11 College/NFL Pick ‘Em: D Gets Heavy →

Book Review: “Expensive Basketball” by Shea Serrano

There are very few authors whose releases I count down the days for.  Chuck Klostermann is one of them.  Shea Serrano is undeniably the other. I’ve been familiar with Serrano’s work for a while now, his trilogy on basketball, hip-hop Continue reading Book Review: “Expensive Basketball” by Shea Serrano →

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