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Paul Pierce Cries Poverty In Grim Men’s Court Documents
Paul Pierce tells a court he’s “drowning” in obligations despite earning roughly $165,000 a month in 2026. Court papers reveal he pays $48,000 monthly in child and spousal support to at least two ex‑wives, and his latest ex, Princess Santiago, seeks an additional $40,000 in legal fees plus $10,000 for a forensic accountant, alleging he’s hiding assets. The former Celtics star lost an ESPN role in 2021 after a controversial party video, later resurfacing on BetMGM livestreams and joining Fox Sports 1 in March 2024 with a $1.5 million salary. The FS1 gig ended in July 2025, but side deals with a sportsbook keep his income high, fueling the dispute.
Pat McAfee Receives Mild Criticism From College Student, Compares It To Charlie Kirk Getting Shot
Pat McAfee vents on his daily ESPN show about a University of Utah video that mocked his on‑air shirt‑removal gag and prompted a student to spoof his catchphrase. The clip, now deleted, featured classmates joking that McAfee would say, “Houston, we got a problem…,” before predicting his College GameDay pick. McAfee had chosen the visiting Washington State Cougars, but Utah upset them 21‑13. He calls the students’ reaction “thin‑skinned,” sparking debate over his omnipresence and sensitivity.
The Harlem Renaissance Is Still Alive In ‘Once Upon A Time In Harlem’
Documentarian William Greaves filmed a 1972 cocktail party at Duke Ellington’s home, gathering surviving Harlem Renaissance artists to discuss their era’s legacy. Though he never edited the 60,000 ft of 16 mm footage, his son David and granddaughter Liani have now revived it as the documentary “Once Upon a Time in Harlem,” weaving party scenes with interviews, archival material and literary texts. The film showcases senior Black poets, musicians and writers recounting and debating memories of the 1920s cultural boom, turning cinema into a vault for oral history. Supported by the Ford Foundation and Greaves’ widow until 2023, the project highlights the Renaissance’s enduring influence.
The Milwaukee Brewers Win At Everything
In Game 3 of the World Series, the Milwaukee Brewers explode for eight two‑out runs in the fifth inning, stretching their lead to 10‑0 over the Tampa Bay Rays. The rally follows a quirky early moment where captain Christian Yelich is called out at second, then the Brewers string together singles, doubles and a flyout to hammer the Rays. After two tightly contested opening games—featuring starter struggles from Jacob Misiorowski and Logan Henderson and bizarre ninth‑inning endings—the Brewers now look poised to sweep the series.
The Heat Are Drowning
After a headline‑grabbing summer trade that sent Giannis Antetokounmpo to Miami, the Heat entered the 2026 NBA season with championship hopes, surrendering most assets except Bam Adebayo. However, the new lineup sputters: the Heat fell to 0‑4, including a Monday night loss to the Dallas Mavericks, and appear lost and overwhelmed on the court. The article dissects why the blockbuster move has so far failed to translate into wins.
More Like A Colossal Piece Of Shit
Defector examines Ben Lamm’s newest venture, Warhound, which has secured $200 million to genetically engineer German Shepherds as combat and law‑enforcement assets. The article links this project to Lamm’s earlier, controversial Colossal Biosciences effort to “de‑extinct” megafauna, noting the same pattern of grand promises and dubious timelines—puppies by early 2027 and battlefield dogs within two years. Flashy promotional art depicting the dogs in tactical gear underscores ethical concerns about weaponizing loyalty under an authoritarian guise.
Mark Teixeira Is Sleepwalking Into Congress
Former MLB slugger Mark Teixeira is poised to win Texas’s 21st congressional district seat, securing 60.9% in the March primary without a runoff. Despite his 14‑year baseball career and 409 home runs, critics note his recent move into the district, lack of political experience, and potential conflicts of interest. Endorsed by Gov. Greg Abbott and former President Trump, Teixeira’s campaign platform appears vague, and his policy knowledge is questioned. The article argues his baseball fame, not substantive policy work, is driving his political success.
Kiah Stokes Is The Unlikely Star Of These Grueling WNBA Finals
After the Golden State Valkyries clinched a gritty 64-55 Game 5 win in the WNBA Finals, center Kiah Stokes emerged as the unlikely hero. Despite averaging just 4.3 points in the playoffs, Stokes dominated the paint, turning it into a defensive nightmare for the Dream and delivering key plays that aren’t fully captured by the box score. Fans chanted “MVP!” as she was interviewed, highlighting her pivotal, yet hard‑to‑measure, impact on the anti‑basketball style series.
Famously Undiplomatic Britt McHenry Banished From Ballgame, State Department
Sports reporter Britt McHenry loses her newly‑appointed State Department press‑advisor role after a courtroom‑level outburst at a basketball game, where she allegedly threw a drink. The controversy follows her earlier brag about being hired by the Trump administration, a claim confirmed by the State Department only weeks after Defector first reported it. Within days of the agency’s belated acknowledgment, McHenry, 40, is out of the job, highlighting the volatile fallout from her repeated scandals.
WNBA Moves Potential Title-Clinching Finals Game To Lunchtime
The WNBA may shift a potential title‑clinching Game 6 of the Finals to a Thursday lunchtime to avoid a venue clash at Atlanta's Gateway Center Arena, which hosts an NBA Hawks‑Cavaliers game that night. After the series is tied 2‑2 and a Game 5 in San Francisco, the league faces the same scheduling crunch that forced changes to Games 3 and 4 earlier in the series. Reporters Alexa Philippou and Ramona Shelburne note the league is weighing several imperfect options, with the midday game seeming especially odd.
LIV Golf Given A Few More Days To Climb Out Of The Grave
The LIV Golf 2026 season ended abruptly in August with a low‑key tournament in Indianapolis, after which most staff were laid off and the league entered conference‑room and bankruptcy‑court battles. Founder Scott O'Neil still hopes to launch a “LIV 2.0,” backed by investor BC Partners, which set an Oct. 25 deadline to secure enough player commitments. The Financial Times reports only about 15 players have expressed interest, well below the 30‑40 needed, but BC Partners has extended the deadline to the end of the week, leaving the league’s future hanging in the balance.
Nobody Fails Like The New York Jets
The Miami Dolphins, plagued by mismanagement and a $167 million QB bust, entered their Week 1 matchup as the new NFL punchline—only to be out‑performed by the perennially losing New York Jets. The Jets, still winless in a decade and 5‑19 under coach Aaron Glenn, handed the Dolphins a humiliating defeat, underscoring that even the league’s “failure factory” can still out‑fail its rivals. The article highlights the Jets’ ongoing winless streak, the Dolphins’ early-season woes, and the ironic turn of events that left Miami looking even worse after the game.
The Crossword, Oct. 26: Putting Out Fires (Themeless)
It's time to wrap up the month with a challenging themeless. Keep an eye out for tricky clues and fun wordplay. You can always count on our Monday crossword. This week's puzzle was constructed by Elijah Acquah , and edited by Hoang-Kim Vu. Defector crosswords, launched in partnership with our friends at AVCX , run every Monday. If you’re interested in submitting a puzzle to us, you can read our guidelines HERE .
Is Less Bad Still Good Enough?
The Defector piece juxtaposes the 1957 drama *The Three Faces of Eve* with the 2003 comedy *Old School*, using the former’s split‑personality narrative to critique the latter’s dated humor. The author argues that *Old School*—centered on Mitch (Luke Wilson) and his frat‑house escapades—fails to hold up against modern sensibilities, especially after recent cultural shifts. By referencing the film’s “Goldilocks problem” of balancing extremes, the article asks whether an “less bad” comedy can still satisfy today’s audiences.
Leave It To The Browns To Ruin The Post-Win Locker Room Video
The Defector piece critiques the Cleveland Browns' post‑win locker‑room video after their 5‑2 start, calling it a dull spin on the usual celebratory footage. The author lambasts offensive coordinator Todd Monken for a mum‑minded speech, noting his vague comments about the rushing attack and uncertainty about Denzel Ward’s availability. By contrasting the typical enthusiastic player remarks with the Browns’ lackluster delivery, the article highlights how the team’s media moment feels “dispiriting and despicable,” underscoring broader frustrations with the franchise’s performance.
Real Madrid Isn’t Dead Just Yet
Real Madrid shatters doubts of decline with a dramatic 2-1 victory over Barcelona in Sunday’s first Clásico. Despite trailing Barcelona by six points in the league, a late Kylian Mbappé winner secured the win, highlighting Madrid’s depth of talent. Coach José Mourinho tactically neutralised Barcelona’s 62% possession and 18 shots, while Madrid’s 38% possession and ten shots proved efficient. The result serves as a blueprint for future encounters, reminding fans that Real remains a formidable force.
The Valkyries Believe In Second Chances
In Game 4 of the WNBA Finals, Golden State Valkyries MVP Kiah Stokes scores just four points but drives a critical 67‑62 win over the Atlanta Dream. Despite a zero‑point, zero‑shot start, Stokes' aggression—five first‑quarter attempts—creates eight offensive rebounds and fuels 13 total, sparking 18 Dream turnovers. The Valkyries snap two offensive lulls from Games 2 and 3, tying the series 2‑2. Game 5 heads to San Francisco on Monday, with Game 6 returning to Atlanta Thursday.
Scapegoat Season Has Arrived For College Football
Only three teams remain undefeated in college football’s top tier, turning the ‘elite’ label into a battle for ‘last one standing.’ The author argues that every fan base demands a scapegoat for unmet expectations, sparking a wave of coach dismissals that began with UCLA in Week 3 and continued into January. Those firings have forced athletic directors into a new era of financial conservatism, treating coach payouts with the same caution as player salaries and delaying further firings by about a month.
Aaron Ashby Has Put The Brewers In Control
Milwaukee Brewers manager Pat Murphy credits left‑hander Aaron Ashby with the team's dominance in the World Series, where the Brewers lead 2‑0 after back‑to‑back one‑run wins over the Tampa Bay Rays. Ashby has shouldered the bullpen, delivering uncanny, consistent outings that keep the opposition guessing. The article highlights his work ethic, the strategic “let‑them‑score‑first” approach, and how his performances have become the centerpiece of Milwaukee’s championship push.
Now Is The Time For Hysteria
Defector’s College Football Watch Guide highlights a chaotic weekend that flipped the sport’s hierarchy. Israel Daramola rants about surprise rankings—Florida’s potential surge, Texas’s collapse, Miami’s rise to No. 1, and puzzling moves like Oregon benching Dylan Raiola. Ray Ratto reports Maryland’s reaction: firing head coach Mike Locksley after a string of 12 straight conference defeats, most recently a narrow loss to Rutgers. The guide points readers to the week’s biggest upsets and coaching shake‑ups, setting the stage for what to watch this weekend.
James Dolan Finds Innovative New Way To Be Cruel And Cheap
James Dolan is turning the Knicks' historic June 2026 championship into a PR nightmare. After the team's first title in 53 years, Dolby delivered a terse speech that insulted Mayor Zohran Mamdani and younger fans, reinstated Isiah Thomas to the board, scheduled a fundraiser for Republican gubernatorial hopeful Bruce Blakeman before a preseason game, and sued Wired over surveillance reporting. He’s also hard‑lining contract talks with the championship roster. Meanwhile, a pre‑game ceremony before the season opener revealed that no coaching staff had received championship rings yet, casting further doubt on the organization’s handling of the win. The article, cited by The Athletic’s Joe Vardon, details how Dolan’s actions are souring the Knicks’ post‑title momentum.
How Can I Hang On To My Digital Life?
The author reflects on the growing anxiety of digital storage limits and the cost of cloud services like Apple, Google, and Dropbox. With terabytes of audio, text, and image files, they consider personal archiving strategies to preserve their creative output beyond their lifetime, questioning reliance on big‑tech infrastructure after two decades of experience.
Catapult Elizabeth Koch Into The Sun
The Defector piece revisits Elizabeth Koch’s 2007 11‑part personal essay in Smith Magazine, where the billionaire’s daughter recounts a controversial Japan trip with boyfriend Todd. From vending‑machine candy raids to a heated argument over pricey headphones, Koch’s narrative exposes her wealth, casual remarks about homelessness, and a contentious photo of two Japanese people with albinism. The article highlights her self‑described “apolitical” stance, lingering guilt over privilege, and the criticism she faces for flaunting her last name.
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Fails To Rise For Bread Week
In this episode of The Not‑So‑Great Defector Bake Off, Kelsey skips the Bread Week challenge due to a scheduling conflict, leaving Chris to tackle the technical bake‑off from the latest Great British Bake Off season. The hosts lament that the segment fails to honor the art of bread‑making, calling the attempt “baloney” despite bread’s historic significance. They stress how satisfying a perfect loaf can be and even joke that a good homemade loaf boosts your “Human Heritage” score.
The U.S.-Funded Plan To Kill Infants In Africa By Withholding Vaccines Has Been Thwarted
Police in Guinea‑Bissau this week raided Danish researchers’ offices, halting a CDC‑funded $1.6 million hepatitis B vaccine trial that critics say would have put thousands of African newborns at risk. The project, linked to Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s anti‑vaccine campaign, attracted attention from The Guardian and Rolling Stone before being cancelled. The article warns that similar unethical trials could reappear and highlights concerns over U.S.‑funded research impacting vulnerable populations abroad.