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Dana White: ‘There’s no f*cking way’ UFC will do another White House event

UFC Freedom 250 at the White House turned out to be a historic, one-of-a-kind event for the sport of MMA, but it will never be repeated again, according to Dana White. “I can’t afford it,” White said when asked if there was any chance the event could be repeated. “There’s no f*cking way we can…

Boomer Esiason: ‘99.9%’ of New York celebrated Knicks with joy

While there were some violent revelers Saturday night, Boomer Esiason applauds most of New York for celebrating the Knicks’ NBA Finals win with joy. The New York Knicks are NBA champions for the first time in 53 years after beating the San Antonio Spurs in five games. Five years after Knicks fans were mocked for…

Shaquille O’Neal concedes Charles Barkley was right about Jalen Brunson

Following the New York Knicks’ championship-clinching victory in Game 5 of the 2026 NBA Finals on Saturday night in San Antonio, Shaquille O’Neal admitted that he needed to concede something to ESPN Inside the NBA broadcast teammate Charles Barkley. According to O’Neal, it turns out that when Jalen Brunson signed with the New York Knicks…

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Dana White denounces Josh Hokit’s ‘nasty’ Michelle Obama slur

Dana White had a message for Josh Hokit after UFC Freedom 250. After knocking out Derrick Lewis in the fourth fight of the evening on the White House South Lawn on Sunday night, Hokit seized his post-fight interview with Joe Rogan to credit President Trump for “having the balls” to stage the event, deliver a…

What does the World Cup mean to sports radio?

After years of waiting, the North American World Cup is finally here. There are still stories about unsold seats and players and officials from other countries being denied entry, but once Mexico and South Africa kicked off the tournament’s opener on Thursday, those stories took a backseat to the games themselves. Even in the United…

AHL announcer goes off about ‘disgusting’ ref call in Calder Cup Finals

A penalty ruling in the AHL’s Calder Cup Finals left Chicago Wolves color commentator Bill Gardner furious. In the second period of Saturday’s Game 2 between the Wolves (Carolina Hurricanes affiliate) and the Toronto Marlies (Toronto Maple Leafs affiliate), Chicago was called for a slashing penalty that resulted in a penalty shot for Toronto’s Alex…

Fox to purchase Roku in $22 billion deal

In the company’s first major acquisition since offloading the vast majority of its entertainment assets to Disney in 2019, Fox Corporation announced on Monday it will purchase streaming platform Roku in a deal worth $22 billion. Fox will purchase Roku at a value of $160.00 per share, about an 11% premium over the streaming platform’s…

Sportswriter Chris Ballard on his latest book, ‘The Plunge’

Chris Ballard is best known for his work as a sportswriter, primarily during his time at Sports Illustrated. But once upon a time, he played Division III basketball at Pomona College in Claremont, California. His passion for the sport led to injuries later in life. Seeking treatment, he tried intense cold therapy. What he didn’t…

TV and streaming viewing picks for June 15, 2026: How to watch World Cup Group Stage

All Times Eastern College Baseball NCAA Men’s College World Series Bracket 2, Charles Schwab Field Omaha, Omaha, NE Elimination Game Announcers: Mike Monaco/Ben McDonald/Eduardo Pérez//Taylor McGregor Alabama vs. Texas — ESPN/ESPN Unlimited, 2 p.m. Winners Bracket Announcers: Karl Ravech/Chris Burke/Kyle Peterson//Kris Budden Oklahoma vs. Georgia — ESPN/ESPN Unlimited, 7 p.m. Announcers: Alyssa Lang/Jack DeLongchamps/Mike Rooney/Todd…

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Fox announcer says Japan players ‘think they’re taller’ before header goal

The first group stage match between Japan and the Netherlands was an instant classic in the 2026 FIFA World Cup, but Japan’s equalizer in the 88th minute came right after Fox Sports broadcasters questioned Japan’s ability to tie the game. Darren Fletcher and Owen Hargreaves were on the call of the match on Fox in…

FIFA expands World Cup press conference translation, but only for Spanish

One day after a viral video showed a FIFA official preventing a Mexican journalist from asking a question in Spanish, FIFA is changing its press conference translation rules. The question came before the Morocco-Brazil group-stage match at “New Jersey Stadium” during the 2026 World Cup. Rodrigo Ornelas of Mexico’s TV Azteca asked Morocco’s Achraf Hakimi,…

Sprinklers have become the scourge of 2026 World Cup broadcasters

One of the requirements to host a FIFA World Cup is that your stadiums have to have natural grass fields. And where there’s grass, you need water to keep it green, especially when temperatures are in the 80s and 90s. That means lots and lots of sprinklers. While that’s great for keeping the grass healthy,…

Rainstorms, wind, and mosquitoes threaten White House-hosted UFC Freedom 250

Listen, you can find metaphors anywhere if you look hard enough. You might not have to look too hard for one when it comes to the UFC Freedom 250 event, scheduled to take place on the South Lawn of the White House on Sunday night. UFC CEO Dana White has been clear this week, heading…

Viral Jürgen Klopp quotes on World Cup hydration breaks are fake

A set of quotes purportedly from Jürgen Klopp, eviscerating the World Cup’s commercialized hydration breaks, deluged social media on Friday and were picked up and aggregated by several outlets. There’s one problem: the former Liverpool manager never said any of it. The invented remarks portray him delivering a withering indictment of FIFA’s decision to let broadcasters…

Judge clears UFC Freedom 250 to proceed at White House

A federal judge cleared the way for UFC Freedom 250 to proceed on the White House South Lawn on Friday. U.S. District Judge Amit Mehta denied the emergency injunction, which argued that the event violated National Park Service rules prohibiting special events on the South Lawn without congressional authorization and an environmental review. The plaintiffs…

Jalen Brunson implores Swifties to lay off Monica McNutt

The most decorated player on the newly crowned NBA champions spent part of his postgame celebration on Saturday night defending a television analyst against the wrath of a pop star’s fan base. “I just want to say something to the Swifties,” Jalen Brunson said after the Knicks closed out the Spurs in San Antonio to…

F-bomb derails CBS News New York live report on Knicks championship celebration

CBS News New York’s Adi Guajardo had a front-row seat to history on Saturday night. So did about 5,000 other people inside Radio City Music Hall, and at least one of them was not particularly concerned about the FCC. Guajardo was live inside the Knicks’ sold-out official championship watch party, conducting an interview with a…

Technical difficulties interrupt Haiti-Scotland World Cup broadcast

Viewers of Saturday night’s FIFA World Cup Group Stage match between Haiti and Scotland got a good look at technical difficulties briefly in the first half. In addition to happening on the Fox and Telemundo telecasts, this was a worldwide issue, with viewers of networks such as BBC and TSN reporting the technical difficulties. On…