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Official: AFC Wimbledon sign Dujuan Richards on loan from Chelsea
After a major knee injury brought his development to a screeching halt, young Dujuan “Whisper” Richards spent last season trying to get his career back on track. At first, he was just with the U21s. Then he tried his luck on loan at Championship side Leicester City. Unfortunately, he would make just three appearances for […]
Official: Dário Essugo, Deivid Washington join RC Strasbourg from Chelsea
BlueCo have activated the multi-club safety valve a couple more times here in the final few hours of the transfer window, sending a pair of 21-year-olds, Deivid Washington and Dário Essugo from Chelsea to RC Strasbourg. Washington’s move is of the permanent transfer variety, reportedly “worth” around €8m, while Essugo joins on loan for the […]
Manchester City, Chelsea agree £125m Enzo Fernández transfer — reports
After months and months of rumors and uncertainty, we’ve arrived at the rather expected destination. Enzo Fernández is leaving. He’s not going to Real Madrid; he’s not going to PSG. Instead, he’s reuniting with Enzo Maresca at Manchester City. Like two peas in a pod, them two. We would’ve certainly preferred to get this deal […]
Official: Chelsea, Atalanta agree Honest Ahanor transfer
It does seem like Chelsea have had more sights for experienced players that can make an immediate impact in our first-team this summer. This doesn’t mean they’ve abandoned plans to bet on young players who impress in other European leagues as it was the case with former Sporting players, Geovany Quenda and Dário Essugo. Just […]
Get the best of We Ain’t Got No History on the new SB Nation app
It’s a big day for SB Nation as our new app is live, and it’s the best way to follow We Ain’t Got No History. You can download it by searching SB Nation for iOS or Android. A year ago we made some big changes to our communities, including the addition of the Feed. Today, […]
Official: RB Leipzig sign Marc Guiu from Chelsea
Since the BlueCo takeover Chelsea have taken many bets. Many of which didn’t come into fruition, even though a few looked like they were right around the corner and only a few steps away from turning it in definitive. 20-year-old striker Marc Guiu felt like one of those few, especially when helping take down our […]
The Daily Hilario: Tuesday
Second Always involved Hmm
Manchester City, Chelsea in talks at last over potential Enzo Fernández deal — reports
As we head into the final day of the transfer window, the Enzo Fernández situation remains unresolved. It’s only been going on for the whole summer, after all (if not longer), so there’s been hardly any time to get it done, right? Our (former?) Vice-captain has been training with the team, but he’s been held […]
Tottenham Hotspur, Chelsea agree Tosin Adarabioyo, Mykhailo Mudryk deals — reports
Chelsea hardly ever do business with Tottenham Hotspur, but on this penultimate day of the summer transfer window, we agreed not one, but two deals with them! Like London buses, as they might say. The first agreement is for the permanent transfer of Tosin Adarabioyo, to the tune of £7m plus add-ons. When the transfer […]
Como 1907, Chelsea agree Robert Sánchez loan — report
After three years of Bob, Chelsea’s goalkeeper situation has changed practically in an instant. Or, to be more accurate, in about 90 minutes at Craven Cottage last Monday. Chelsea may have won, but Sanchez squandered the last remaining shreds of faith Xabi Alonso may have had in him — and there may not have been […]
Spurs want Mykhailo Mudryk; Chelsea to toss in Tosin? — reports
Chelsea have lots of business still to complete in the final few hours of the transfer window, and we just might be able to combine a couple of them to make our lives easier. Shockingly, it might involve dealing with Tottenham Hotspur, which is certainly a rarity. Mykhailo Mudryk seems to be the central piece […]
Official: Servette sign David Datro Fofana from Chelsea
David Datro Fofana, who may have set a record for most loans in the least amount of time during his brief, 3.5-year Chelsea career, has today officially moved on from the club, joining Swiss Super League outfit Servette FC in a cut-rate deal, reported to be worth €2.5m, plus a few Toblerones as potential bonuses. […]
The Daily Hilario: Monday
Unbeaten Hmm Good
Xabi Alonso wants Chelsea to approach every game with ‘whatever it takes to win’
Chelsea set a record low in yesterday’s high-scoring 4-3 win over Brighton & Hove Albion, possessing the ball just 25 per cent of the time. Apparently, it’s our lowest recorded possession stat in a Premier League game, since such things started to be counted in 2003-04. Opta’s one-word tag at the end of their tweet […]
Chelsea 4-3 Brighton & Hove Albion, Premier League: Post-match reaction, ratings
Chelsea scored 31 seconds into our first game, last weekend. In our second, we had to wait all the way until the 4th minute, with Roméo Lavia taking advantage of some confusion between defender and goalkeeper on a corner to get a toe in and score his first ever Chelsea goal. Unlike last weekend, Chelsea […]
Official: Chelsea sign Emiliano Martínez from Aston Villa
Chelsea announced the signing of Emiliano Martínez this morning, doing so just hours before today’s game against Brighton & Hove Albion at Stamford Bridge … in which, as it turns out, the 33-year-old goalkeeper is already starting! So we must have actually gotten the deal done by Friday’s registration deadline. Either way, he’s here and […]
Chelsea vs. Brighton, Premier League: Lineups & Game Thread
Welcome to Stamford Bridge; hope you’re having a lovely afternoon, morning, evening, time-of-day in your location. Hopefully the next couple hours don’t make things less lovely. Brighton have had a habit of doing just that; in fact we’ve lost four in a row to them. Can Xabi Alonso change that? Or maybe Emi Martínez can? […]
Chelsea fans’ preferred lineup against Brighton: Bank three points securely with JP, Morgan, or a better nickname
In just a few short hours, after a power nap or two, Chelsea will be taking on Brighton & Hove Albion at Stamford Bridge. It will be game number two of the Premier League season, both teams coming in off wins on opening weekend, Chelsea narrowly over Fulham, 3-2 and Brighton not so narrowly over […]
Chelsea vs. Brighton & Hove Albion, Premier League: Preview, team news, how to watch
We’ve had a running joke since BlueCo bought Chelsea in 2022 that they were trying to turn us into a more expensive version of Brighton, but the sad reality is that the Seagulls have, more or less, ended up owning us instead of the other way around. And that’s despite the multitude of players (and […]
The Daily Hilario: Sunday
First time Lol Most
How should Chelsea line up against Brighton & Hove Albion?
It’s a busy time of the year for both Chelsea and yours truly, and we have yet another game in less than 24 hours. It’s our home opener for the Premier League season, with Brighton & Hove Albion coming to town for a Sunday afternoon kickabout. Xabi Alonso has won his first two games in […]
Chelsea 2-0 Luton Town, Player Ratings: Barco in Blue
1. VALENTÍN BARCO (7.8) Last time we saw Valentín Barco in a competitive setting, he was getting his neck wrung by Jude Bellingham, after England’s defeat in the World Cup semifinals. Barco didn’t actually play in that game (was an unused substitute), but he got a bit carried away in his goal celebrations, which irked […]
Official: Aston Villa sign Nicolas Jackson from Chelsea
Nicolas Jackson moved permanently to Aston Villa yesterday, completing the transfer that had been expected for much of the past two months. The financial package we’ve received in compensation is reportedly worth £65m £65, though only about three-quarters of that (£47.5m) is being paid up front. The rest are tied to various bonuses and add-ons, […]
The Daily Hilario: Saturday
Green light Closing in Hmm
Chelsea agree front-of-shirt sponsorship with Circle Internet Group
Friday was a momentous day in the history of BlueCo Chelsea. Believe it or not, we finally got a proper front-of-shirt sponsor! I know! Absolutely unfathomable. And not just for the last few weeks or months of the season, almost right from the very start! (Well, other than the first two games but who’s counting?) […]
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