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Official: Chelsea legend Millie Bright retires, takes trustee role at club

Legends don’t come much bigger than Chelsea captain Millie Bright, who’s worn the Blue shirt for the past 12 years and a club-record 314 appearances, winning 19 trophies and even scoring 19 goals along the way. And though the 32-year-old center back has today announced her retirement with immediate effect, she’s also not completely leaving […]

Mykhailo Mudryk files CAS appeal against 4-year doping ban — report

There’s been little else but silence around the case of Mykhailo Mudryk and his doping ban after testing positive for meldonium in late October of 2024. The winger was provisionally suspended by Chelsea that December, then formally charged by The English FA last June. The expectation was a standard 4-year ban, though it was not […]

Xabi Alonso also among the primary potential candidates for Chelsea job — report

Outgoing AFC Bournemouth manager Andoni Iraola and possibly outgoing Fulham manager Marco Silva appear to be the two primary candidates in the (supposedly) early stages of Chelsea’s search for our next manager head coach, but a report yesterday (Tuesday) from The Telegraph has also lumped in currently unemployed Xabi Alonso into that preferred group for […]

Chelsea ‘interested’ in Anthony Gordon but have ‘other priorities’ — report

Chelsea spent a good chunk of the 2022 summer transfer window pursuing Anthony Gordon before eventually getting priced out of a deal for the then 21-year-old winger fresh off his first full season for Everton. Six months later, Gordon would force a move to Newcastle. He’s done alright there — certainly better than the options […]

Chelsea 1-0 Leeds United, Player Ratings: Enzo makes a point

1. ENZO FERNÁNDEZ (8.2) Captain’s armband. Semifinal goal. Point to the badge in celebration. And this is the guy we’re trying to get rid of? Liam Rosenior described that whole situation as “complex”. But here’s what’s not complex. He’s got that dog in him. We often pine for the days, the attitudes, the mentality of […]

Liam Delap ‘wants to stay and fight’ for Chelsea career — report

The first time most of us watched Liam Delap in action, we surely all came away quite impressed. It was December in the middle of last season, at Portman Road, and the young striker single-handedly grafted his way a Man of the Match performance in leading Ipswich Town to a 2-0 win against Chelsea. It […]

McFarlane hoping FA Cup semifinal win proves turning point for Chelsea

Calum McFarlane has his first win as interim head coach — on his third attempt, in now his second stint — and he’s hoping that it will prove a momentous one indeed. Chelsea have been in historically bad form over the past many weeks, but we still have six five games left (five four in […]

Chelsea 1-0 Leeds United, FA Cup: Post-match reaction, ratings

It was a somewhat shaky start for the Blues and Leeds United had a great early chance to take the lead, but thankfully Brendan Aaronson’s finish on the 1-v-1 counter lacked the quality to beat Robert Sánchez, who produced a solid kick save to preserve the game’s goalless status. Chelsea were starting to settle in […]

Chelsea vs. Leeds United, FA Cup: Lineups & Game Thread

Welcome, Calum McFarlane’s Blue and White Army to the FA Cup semifinal. Your task, should you choose to accept it, is to dispatch one of the weaker teams in the Premier League and reach the final against Manchester City. Recently, this team have chosen not to accept the challenge. Can we change that today? João […]

Everton FCW 1-4 Chelsea FCW, Women’s Super League: Post-match reaction

Everton were the hosts at Goodison Park today but they didn’t get where they’re currently at by trying to boil the ocean. Instead the extremely conservative side were comfortable with sitting back and cushioning Chelsea Women’s heavy pressure as the Blues looked extremely keen on beating Everton to a pulp. Their strategy almost went fully […]

Chelsea vs. Leeds United, FA Cup: Preview, team news, how to watch

Chelsea’s final chance to salvage something shiny from this season is the FA Cup, in part thanks to some rather favorable draws at every stage so far. We’ve yet to face Premier League opposition: three Championship teams and the worst side in League One quite easily dispatched (though we needed extra time against Wrexham) in […]

Frank Lampard’s ‘business’ is at Coventry, not Chelsea

Chelsea’s owners thought they were the smartest guys in the room. Turns out, they are not. Pretty far from it! And right now, they are also the least popular ones, with the club seemingly heading in the wrong direction in every aspect of the business. One easy way they could curry a bit of favor […]

Cesc Fàbregas would be ‘stupid’ to think about Chelsea job opportunity right now

Former Chelsea hero Cesc Fàbregas is among the favorites currently linked with the Chelsea job, but even though his current bosses have already admitted that they might find it difficult to hold on to him as one of the biggest rising stars in the world of coaching, Cesc himself isn’t giving it a single thought […]

Manchester City ‘considering’ Enzo Fernández as summer transfer option — report

It may not be Madrid, but Manchester can be nice at times as well, especially when you’re playing for a good team that’s winning a lot of things. When the forecast shows fortune, fame, and a great chance of trophies, the ambient temperatures don’t matter much. According to The Athletic, Real Madrid-linked Enzo Fernández is […]