We Ain't Got No History
Welcome home Super Frank!
Total reads
2,768
This week
3
Rank
#84 of 460
Published
1,286 posts
Last 12 weeks
Most read posts
Featured on Sportsblogs
Run this blog? Add the badge to your site to show readers you're featured — it links back to this page.
Latest Entries
Morgan Rogers starts in England’s win over Czech Republic
Morgan Rogers seems to love an early goal, and he almost got another one last night, in England’s Nations League match against the Czech Republic in Prague. Unfortunately for our record-signing, his curling shot in the fifteenth minute found only woodwork. That early goal could’ve been useful as the Three Lions instead had to wait […]
João Pedro ‘receiving treatment from specialist’ for knee injury — report
There are few words and phrases more frightening in the English language than “knee injury specialist”, which makes yesterday’s report from the Evening Standard a bit of a scary story indeed. The outlet’s exclusive claims that João Pedro has been “receiving treatment from a specialist” for the knee injury that’s kept him out of our […]
Official: Premier League confirm Manchester City charges with over £900m in false reporting
The Premier League have confirmed reports from last week that Manchester City have been found guilty on 114 of the 115 charges levied against them for various financial breaches between 2009 and 2018. The League’s official statement reveals that City were found guilty on “all charges related to serious breaches of the Premier League’s financial […]
The Daily Hilario: Tuesday
Most How about your team wins it first? Hmm
Roméo Lavia starts for Belgium against Maxence Lacroix and France
Chelsea teammates Roméo Lavia and Maxence Lacroix faced off in Nations League action on Monday, an occasion perhaps most notable for it being Lavia’s first ever senior international start. It was the 22-year-old third ever appearance and second in just a few days — certainly a welcome development considering he had to wait over three […]
Pedro Neto sets up João Félix in Portugal win
Portugal made it two wins from two in their Nations League campaign as they triumphed over World Cup darlings Norway last night in Oslo. Former Blue (twice over) João Félix got the game’s only first-half goal when he was set up by current Blue Pedro Neto from the left wing, before Erling Haaland and Gonçalo […]
The Daily Hilario: Monday
Oof Lol Nice
Chelsea FCW 1-0 Arsenal WFC, Women’s Super League: Post-match reaction
Taking Arsenal on at a time where we seem on the verge of turmoil might be just what Chelsea Women needed. A team that were once written off as tough competitors but rarely ever being able to close the deal on a game and much less a championship, coming to the Bridge off a 2-0 […]
Chelsea FCW vs. Arsenal WFC, Women’s Super League: Confirmed lineups; how to watch
Chelsea Women’s rivals today, Arsenal, are as misfiring as the Blues when facing any type of opposition at the start of this season. They have an edge in terms of health, with only a couple of players injured and definitely out of contention whereas our head coach, Sonia Bompastor, hasn’t had the best of time […]
England lose to Spain in Nations League
Morgan Rogers came off the bench in the second half, but England were not able to defeat Spain in Nations League action last night, with the Three Lions failing to make good on a 2-1 half-time lead to lose 3-2 in the end. Harry Kane missed a penalty that would’ve given England a 3-1 advantage […]
The Daily Hilario: Sunday
Hmm Hopefully Optimistic
Chelsea FCW vs. Arsenal WFC, Women’s Super League: Preview, team news, how to watch
Questions loom over Chelsea Women’s limits this season. A unexpectedly hard-fought win against the third-best team in the Austrian Bundesliga midweek in the UEFA Women’s Champions League doesn’t inspire much confidence. It could be the case of playing with the handbrake on, something that won’t happen when we face Arsenal at home this weekend. Date […]
The Daily Hilario: Saturday
Will anything come from it? Lol Everyone should be doing this
Jamie Gittens suffers ankle injury in England U21 match
Details are scarce at the moment, but Jamie Gittens has suffered an ankle injury in last night’s England U21 qualifier, and initial indications are that it’s unfortunately not a minor concern. The 22-year-old was spotted on crutches after the game, though manager Lee Carsley only confirmed that it was an ankle problem and that the […]
Thomas Tuchel claims Cole Palmer still playing through ‘discomfort and pain’
Cole Palmer was recalled to the England squad for the current international break following his omission for the World Cup, but the Chelsea star would be subsequently withdrawn, with reports citing “load management” as the reason. England’s official statement did hint at injury however, and national team manager Thomas Tuchel has confirmed the same in […]
Manchester City found guilty on 114 of 115 charges by Premier League — report
As reported by The Athletic, among many many others, Manchester City have been found guilty on 114 of the 115 charges levied against them by the Premier League pertaining to financial transactions between 2009 and 2018. The league’s investigation began nearly eight years ago this point, with the charges brought against the decade’s dominant club […]
The Daily Hilario: Friday
Back to 17th? Tabs Hmm
Mike Penders to miss Belgium game with quadriceps injury
According to reports out of Belgium, Mike Penders (and Leandro Trossard) are set to miss Belgium’s game against Italy on Friday, with the pair getting left behind at their training center in Tubize while the rest of the squad flew out to Rome for the game. Penders is said to be dealing with a quadriceps […]
The Daily Hilario: Thursday
Most Hmm Fewest
Chelsea FCW 1-0 FK Austria Wien, UEFA Women’s Champions League: Post-match reaction
When Chelsea Women faced an Austrian team last season, they had little to no difficulties dispatching them even though they were playing away. We had more than 43 shots against their goal and if it wasn’t for a whopping 14 saves from St. Pölten goalkeeper Carina Schlüter, this match would have hit the history books. […]
Chelsea FCW vs. FK Austria Wien, UEFA Women’s Champions League: Confirmed lineups; how to watch
It is the return of Chelsea Women to the UEFA Women’s Champions League group stage, with the Blues taking on Austria Wien for the first time in history. Our first outing with their rivals, St. Pölten, went extremely well with the Blues taking them down 6-0 in Austria. Now hosting the fellow Frauen Bundesliga outfit […]
Chelsea FCW vs. FK Austria Wien, UEFA Women’s Champions League: Preview, team news, how to watch
Chelsea Women begin their UEFA Women’s Champions League group stage journey with a home match against Austria Wien. The ÖFB Frauen Bundesliga champions will be eager to show they can match our efforts tonight, and we ought to shatter their hopes as they try to do so. Date / Time: Wednesday, September 23, 2026, 20.00 […]
The Daily Hilario: Wednesday
Most Lol Looks good
Estêvão responds to playing time concerns at Chelsea
Brazilian football media have not taken kindly to starboy Estêvão finding himself down the pecking order a bit at the moment, behind both Cole Palmer and Morgan Rogers at the forward positions and behind Pedro Neto in the makeshift right wing-back position as well. In fairness, neither of those are roles we really associate with […]
Cole Palmer withdraws from England squad due to ‘injury issues’
Cole Palmer has been withdrawn from the England squad, with the Chelsea star one of five players to opt out of international duty for the current international break. As confirmed by the team, Tino Livramento, Kobbie Mainoo, Marcus Rashford, Declan Rice, and Palmer have all been “ruled out […] due to respective injury issues”. That […]
Displaying entries 26-50
of the latest 1,250