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Enzo Fernández bid deadline passes without an Enzo Fernández bid
The clock struck five. Tea time! No new messages. Yesterday’s 5pm deadline came and went without a peep from Manchester City, let alone a bid, let alone one that met our £120m asking price. Actually, that’s not wholly true. Enzo Maresca did hint earlier in the day that City won’t be do anything. So there […]
The Daily Hilario: Saturday
Highest First Cutting back
Chelsea vs. Real Sociedad, Friendly: Preview, team news, how to watch
We’re now just a little over a week away from the start of the new Premier League season — though we have to wait until Monday night (the 24th) for the Chelsea match — and that means that it’s now time for the final preparations to be made on the training ground before things get […]
Official: Burnley sign Dastan Satpayev on loan from Chelsea
Chelsea youngster Dastan Satpayev will spend the upcoming season on loan at Burnley, with the move made official today. The Clarets are back in the Championship after finishing second to bottom in the Premier League last season, and have a new head coach in Nicky Hayen after former Chelsea man Scott Parker left the club […]
Official: Portsmouth sign Ryan Kavuma-McQueen on loan from Chelsea
One of the most promising prospects currently in the Chelsea Academy, Ryan Kavuma-McQueen is embarking on his first loan adventure. And it will be quite a challenging adventure, with the 17-year-old (17!) winger joining Championship side Portsmouth FC for the season. With the Blues since the U8 level, Kavuma-McQueen was named to his first senior […]
The Daily Hilario: Friday
Medical Involved Most
Napoli, Chelsea agree Benoît Badiashile loan — report
After a couple years of mostly just sitting on his hands — at least whenever not injured — it looks like Benoît Badiashile will get to play some actual football this season, having reportedly agreed a move to SSC Napoli (who are no longer managed by Antonio Conte but rather by Max Allegri). As per […]
Manchester City submit 120m offer for Enzo Fernández in wrong currency … or not at all — reports
Chelsea have decided to make a public spectacle of Enzo Fernández’s potential (expected?) transfer to Manchester City, by setting a hard deadline of tomorrow evening (Friday, 5pm local time) for City (or any other team) to meet our demands. These demands had been privately communicated to any interested parties already, but now they’re out in […]
The Daily Hilario: Thursday
Agreement Hmm Lol
Chelsea set Friday deadline for any Enzo Fernández transfer offer — reports
Enzo Fernández is back from his post-World Cup holidays and back in training with Chelsea this week. Also back are the rumors linking him with a potential exit, though the Real Madrid angle from earlier this summer has now been replaced by a lot of Manchester City chatter. City are of course now managed by Enzo […]
Official: Chelsea sign Pep Chavarría from Rayo Vallecano
Chelsea have completed the signing of Pep Chavarría from Rayo Vallecano, with the 28-year-old left back putting pen to paper on a five-year contract, good through 2031. The deal was reportedly struck at €19m after extended negotiations, with a further €2m in potential bonuses due the La Liga side. Chavarría says he will bring “a […]
The Daily Hilario: Wednesday
Staying Most Hmm
Chelsea have ‘no interest’ in signing Myles Lewis-Skelly from Arsenal — report
After being used as pawns in Vinícius Jr’s new contract at Real Madrid — hey, that used to be our role, back in the days of Sergio Ramos! — Arsenal have gone out and spent big on Bruno Guimarães instead, signing the midfielder from Newcastle United for a cool £75m. As usual, the arrival of […]
Official: Notts County sign Ishé Samuels-Smith on loan from Chelsea
Young Ishé Samuels-Smith will be spending next season on loan at third division Notts County, who completed the 20-year-old defender’s signing today. He’s part of their reinforcement drive this summer to ensure their stay in League One, after earning promotion from League Two via the playoffs last season. The Magpies, who famously got relegated from […]
Official: RC Strasbourg sign Filip Jörgensen on loan from Chelsea
As expected, Filip Jörgensen will be spending the season on loan at sister-club RC Strasbourg, with the move made official earlier today. Jörgensen had flown home early from Chelsea’s preseason tour — just a couple days after first landing in Australia in fact — but it’s still taken a couple weeks to actually finalize the […]
The Daily Hilario: Tuesday
Green light Closing in Hmm
Chelsea drawn against Luton Town in Carabao Cup Second Round
One of the first orders of business in the new season (proper) will be to contest the second round of the Carabao Cup (i.e. League Cup). This is something we had to do just once during the previous era, but thanks to yet another season without any European football whatsoever, will now be doing it […]
The Daily Hilario: Monday
Closing in Hmm Unstoppable
Official: Como 1907 sign Trevoh Chalobah from Chelsea
After nearly two decades at Chelsea Football Club, from age 8 to age 27, Trevoh Chalobah has bid farewell to the Blues by completing his move to Como 1907 in Italy today. Chalobah had left multiple times before, for various loan moves, but this now is a final goodbye. Throughout those years, the younger of […]
Johor Darul Ta’zim FC 3-3 Chelsea, Friendly: Post-match reaction
An ecstatic crowd could be heard loud and clear at Sultan Ibrahim Stadium in Malaysia as Chelsea visited Johor Darul Ta’zim in their last preseason match in Asia. Since it was only 24 hours ago that the Blues beat AC Milan in Indonesia on a 3-0 scoreline, it was no surprise our starting eleven and […]
Johor Darul Ta’zim FC vs. Chelsea, Friendly: Lineups & Game Thread
Exactly 24 hours after beating AC Milan in Indonesia, Chelsea take a nearly 1,400km trip to Malaysia to face Johor Darul Ta’zim at their turf. With manager Xabi Alonso choosing to give first-team starters as much time as possible on the pitch yesterday, it’s no surprise this starting lineup is even younger in contrast. At […]
The Daily Hilario: Sunday
Hmm Confirmed Not soon
Johor Darul Ta’zim FC vs. Chelsea, Friendly: Preview, team news, how to watch
It’s an exceedingly busy end to Chelsea’a two-week preseason tour, with the Blues taking on Malaysian champions Johor Darul Ta’zim barely 24 hours after our friendly against AC Milan. It may be a relatively short journey across the Java Sea, from Jakarta, Indonesia to Iskandar Puteri in Malaysia, which is right at the southern tip […]
Chelsea 3-0 AC Milan, Friendly: Post-match reaction
A somewhat strong lineup for Chelsea took the pitch to face AC Milan in Jakarta, Indonesia. In the penultimate match of preseason for both sides, neither seemed too hurried to break the deadlock. In the not so eventful event Chelsea were the best side thanks to at least forcing young Milan goalkeeper, Lorenzo Torriani, a […]
Chelsea vs. AC Milan, Friendly: Lineups & Game Thread
We’re nearly at the end of our preseason commitments, in which Chelsea have found little to no time to properly train under new manager Xabi Alonso. At least the group will get a full two weeks of training before taking the pitch for our official debut versus Fulham in the Premier League, which will hopefully […]
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