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The Daily Hilario: Thursday
Highest Deal Bid
Chelsea confirm 2025-26 squad numbers, including a cursed choice by João Pedro
The new season is just a few days away now, and ahead of that official first kick, Chelsea have confirmed the shirt numbers that the players will wear. And there are a couple surprising changes in that list beyond just the usual revisions due to various comings and goings in the squad. And the one […]
Crystal Palace, Chelsea agree Axel Disasi loan — report
As expected, Axel Disasi is heading to Crystal Palace. Unfortunately and somewhat unexpectedly — or perhaps expectedly? — he is heading there only just on loan. And there’s not even a buy-option! That’s definitely unexpected. According to RMC Sport’s Fabrice Hawkins, Palace and Chelsea have a “verbal agreement” over all this, with Palace now needing […]
Official: Wigan Athletic sign Reggie Walsh on loan from Chelsea
It feels like Reggie Walsh has been around forever, but that’s just because he made his senior debut aged 16.5 — third youngest in club history, as well as our youngest ever player in European competition. He’s gone on to feature four times for the first-team in the last two seasons, but now that he’s […]
The Daily Hilario: Wednesday
Most Deal Unluckiest
Over a dozen Chelsea players still need their futures sorted
There are a little less than two weeks left in the summer transfer window, and there are a little more than a dozen Chelsea players who still need their futures sorted during that time. The exact number is a bit hard to define as some might have the option to simply stick around in the […]
The Daily Hilario: Tuesday
Preparing Lol Agreement
Mark Walter and Todd Boehly ‘in talks’ to sell Chelsea shares to Clearlake Capital — reports
Chelsea’s ownership structure could get quite a bit simplified in the near future as the Financial Times reports that Todd Boehly and Mark Walter are “in talks” to sell their stakes in the club to majority owners Clearlake Capital (i.e. Behdad Eghbali and José E. Feliciano). The private investment firm partnered with Boehly and Walter […]
Chelsea value Pedro Neto ‘at close to £100m’ — report
Pedro Neto has found himself subject to some fresh transfer rumors this weekend, linking him with not only Community Shied losers Manchester City, but another sovereign state-funded entity in Al-Hilal. Some reports had gone even as far as to suggest that the Saudi Pro League side had personal terms in place with the 26-year-old winger […]
The Daily Hilario: Monday
Great hate-watch Here we go Involved
Al-Hilal also linked with Pedro Neto — reports
Pedro Neto started and played 75 minutes in yesterday’s 3-1 friendly win over Real Sociedad, but the 26-year-old winger’s future at Chelsea may not be fully assured. He had been rumored to be of interest for Enzo Maresca at Manchester City over the past few weeks — though not seriously enough for us to set […]
The Daily Hilario: Sunday
Only Working Hmm
Chelsea 3-1 Real Sociedad, Friendly: Post-match reaction
Sunny day at Stamford Bridge as Chelsea take on Real Sociedad for our last preseason match before the 2026-27 officially begins. It fit our general spirit as the Blues seemed eager to show home fans a better side of Xabi Alonso’s football. The hosts didn’t take long to take over the pitch and start creating […]
Chelsea vs. Real Sociedad, Friendly: Lineups & Game Thread
Final preseason match of Xabi Alonso’s first year at helm for the Blues. We take on Real Sociedad at home in a match where the only TV coverage worldwide is a channel from the Basque Country, where our opponents are from. It should be an interesting match given our entire squad is now available. Including […]
Enzo Fernández bid deadline passes without an Enzo Fernández bid
The clock struck five. Tea time! No new messages. Yesterday’s 5pm deadline came and went without a peep from Manchester City, let alone a bid, let alone one that met our £120m asking price. Actually, that’s not wholly true. Enzo Maresca did hint earlier in the day that City won’t be do anything. So there […]
The Daily Hilario: Saturday
Highest First Cutting back
Chelsea vs. Real Sociedad, Friendly: Preview, team news, how to watch
We’re now just a little over a week away from the start of the new Premier League season — though we have to wait until Monday night (the 24th) for the Chelsea match — and that means that it’s now time for the final preparations to be made on the training ground before things get […]
Official: Burnley sign Dastan Satpayev on loan from Chelsea
Chelsea youngster Dastan Satpayev will spend the upcoming season on loan at Burnley, with the move made official today. The Clarets are back in the Championship after finishing second to bottom in the Premier League last season, and have a new head coach in Nicky Hayen after former Chelsea man Scott Parker left the club […]
Official: Portsmouth sign Ryan Kavuma-McQueen on loan from Chelsea
One of the most promising prospects currently in the Chelsea Academy, Ryan Kavuma-McQueen is embarking on his first loan adventure. And it will be quite a challenging adventure, with the 17-year-old (17!) winger joining Championship side Portsmouth FC for the season. With the Blues since the U8 level, Kavuma-McQueen was named to his first senior […]
The Daily Hilario: Friday
Medical Involved Most
Napoli, Chelsea agree Benoît Badiashile loan — report
After a couple years of mostly just sitting on his hands — at least whenever not injured — it looks like Benoît Badiashile will get to play some actual football this season, having reportedly agreed a move to SSC Napoli (who are no longer managed by Antonio Conte but rather by Max Allegri). As per […]
Manchester City submit 120m offer for Enzo Fernández in wrong currency … or not at all — reports
Chelsea have decided to make a public spectacle of Enzo Fernández’s potential (expected?) transfer to Manchester City, by setting a hard deadline of tomorrow evening (Friday, 5pm local time) for City (or any other team) to meet our demands. These demands had been privately communicated to any interested parties already, but now they’re out in […]
The Daily Hilario: Thursday
Agreement Hmm Lol
Chelsea set Friday deadline for any Enzo Fernández transfer offer — reports
Enzo Fernández is back from his post-World Cup holidays and back in training with Chelsea this week. Also back are the rumors linking him with a potential exit, though the Real Madrid angle from earlier this summer has now been replaced by a lot of Manchester City chatter. City are of course now managed by Enzo […]
Official: Chelsea sign Pep Chavarría from Rayo Vallecano
Chelsea have completed the signing of Pep Chavarría from Rayo Vallecano, with the 28-year-old left back putting pen to paper on a five-year contract, good through 2031. The deal was reportedly struck at €19m after extended negotiations, with a further €2m in potential bonuses due the La Liga side. Chavarría says he will bring “a […]
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