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Last season, as Liverpool sought to transition from manager Jürgen Klopp to Arne Slot, there were fears it could be the end of an era and most hoped the step back wouldn’t be too significant. Instead, a team still built around a number Klopp-era legends went and won the Premier League title at a cantor. […]
Liverpool’s owners recently decided it in the midst of a terrible season and with Champions League qualification on the line, it was worth the risk of making the mood around Anfield even worse by announcing not just a ticket price increase for the 2026-27 season but to committing to price increases in the season’s beyond […]
We ran the simulations through a thousand times on the supercomputer. We asked the oracle you offload you executive functions to in an effort to atrophy your critical thinking skills. We popped round the psychic whose shop we pass every morning and put it to them. Everyone agrees, of all the possible outcomes for Liverpool […]
After the 2-0 defeat to Paris Saint-Germain, under-fire Liverpool FC head coach Arne Slot was asked about Liverpool’s chances to progress to the semi-finals and I’m tired of being on this ride so I’m just gonna step back and let him say it: “Probably I have to refer to last season, what gives me the […]
Liverpool set up like they wanted to try to nurse a nil-nil across ninety minutes and take a scoreless tie back to Anfield for the second leg. In the end, though, the Reds were lucky not to lose by four or five goals. They set up ultra defensively, created basically nothing, got bailed out by […]
PSG 2 – 0 Liverpool PSG: Doue 11’, Thedudewiththelongnamethatidontwanttolearnhowtospell 65’, Liverpool: N/A Pre-Match Well. Going away to PSG. Despite actually winning in Paris last year, it’s hard to forget how completely dominated we were there, and how we deserved to lose across two legs. And that was obviously a much better and more competent Liverpool side. […]
PSG VS. LIVERPOOL | Wednesday, April 8th |Champions League | Parc des Princes8PM BST/3PM EST I’m not sure I’ve ever been less enthusiastic about a Champions League quarterfinal. PREVIEW & HOW TO WATCH Full Match Preview: PSG vs. Liverpool Television & Streaming: TNT Sports 1 (UK); NBC (USA); Stan Sport (Australia); DAZN (Canada); SONY LIV (India); […]
The 2025-26 season hasn’t gone to plan for Liverpool, and it certainly hasn’t gone as Florian Wirtz would have ever expected when the 22-year-old rated as Germany’s top young talent and a player already in the superstar conversation agreed to join up from Bayer Leverkusen in a £107M blockbuster transfer deal. Hopes of a title […]
It was looking like a mere formality, but it has now been confirmed. Fifth place in the Premier League has officially secured Champions League qualification for the 2026-27 season. Arsenal’s 1-0 win over Sporting CP at the Estadio Jose Alvalade last night meant the league secured a top-two finish in the UEFA season coefficient rankings, […]
PSG VS. LIVERPOOL | Wednesday, April 8th |Champions League, Quarter-Final First Leg | Parc de Princes8PM BST/3PM EST It probably comes as no surprise that PSG come into this one in better form. They won at the weekend against Toulouse, with Ousmane Dembélé scoring twice in the 3-1 victory. They’re now four points clear at […]
Based on how things have gone so far in the 2025-26 season, there’s really no good reason to expect Liverpool’s trip to France tomorrow to face Paris Saint-Germain in the first leg of their Champions League quarter final tie to go at all well for Arne Slot’s struggling Reds. Upsets, though, do happen. Sometimes talented […]
Following Saturday’s 4-0 embarrassment at the hands of Manchester City in a game that saw Liverpool’s squad appear to give up on the match after going down a goal in the first half and where City took the gas off and passed it around them comfortably after the hour mark, expectations for Wednesday are low. […]
In case you’d somehow missed it, things have gone rather poorly for Liverpool on the football front this season, with the Reds following up last year’s title win by forgetting how to press, pass, defend, and finish and so almost immediately dropping out of the title race. The performances have mostly been poor, and with […]
Before the international break, Liverpool trudged to a deflating draw to a Tottenham Hotspur side that had become the laughingstock of the league. Spurs fans had dreaded going to the match, the players seemed lacking in any drive or desire, and the matchdays primarily served as meme fodder. Enter Liverpool, a side happy to add […]
In what has been an exceptionally difficult season for Liverpool Football Club, few players individually have reflected those larger struggles quite so fully and thoroughly as Ibrahima Konaté. The 26-year-old French centre half started the year widely tipped to join Real Madrid on a free in 2026 but his struggles have been so pronounced Madrid […]
Over the weekend, while Liverpool’s men’s team were busy embarrassing themselves as they followed up a promising start against Manchester City in their FA Cup quarter-final by falling apart completely at the first sign of adversity, the women’s team was doing not that. Over in the Women’s FA Cup, LFCW were by far the better […]
Something has changed around Liverpool Football Club following Saturday’s embarrassing 4-0 defeat at Manchester City in the FA Cup, a game few perhaps truly expected this version of the Reds to emerge victorious from but which in the nature of the defeat has shifted the mood in coverage. Previous poor results, even recent results, such […]
Liverpool Women progressed late in the FA Cup quarter-final at The Valley this afternoon, and both the Reds and their opponents Charlton Athletic paid their respects to mark the 37th anniversary of the Hillsborough Disaster. Both sets of players wore black armbands to honor the loss of life and impact to survivors, both those who […]
Charlton: NA Liverpool: Shaw 115’ Pre-Match Liverpool enter the Women’s FA Cup quarterfinals in a fine run of form. The Reds are unbeaten in their last four matches, including dispatching crosstown rivals Everton twice during that spell in both the FA Cup and the WSL. There seems to be some real momentum now, and the […]
Liverpool crashed out of the FA cup in extremely unceremonious fashion against Manchester City on Saturday. The Reds actually started the match brightly, and created quite a few solid chances with a mixture of slick interplay and a couple of quick, direct balls to beat the high line. As we have seen too many times […]
Liverpool’s first week back after the International Break was always going to be the most stern of tests as the two competitions the Reds remain alive in are set to resume with fixtures where the they won’t be favored: mid-week in the Champions League against Paris St. Germain and today in the FA Cup against […]
MANCHESTER CITY 4 – 0 LIVERPOOL Manchester City – Haaland 39’ (PEN), 45+2’, 57’, Semenyo 50’ Pre-Match Liverpool returns to action on an early Saturday kick-off. We’re not back to the Premier League yet, but instead the Reds head to the Etihad Stadium to take on Manchester City in the FA Cup quarterfinal. In an […]
WOLVERHAMPTON WANDERERS VS. LIVERPOOL | Saturday, April 4th|Premier League | Etihad Stadium 12:45PM BST/7:45AM EST Liverpool are clinging to the slim hopes of turning this extremely drab and middling season into something resembling success, which at this point would necessitate winning something shiny. Manchester City will very likely end the pursuit of one of the […]
Liverpool face Manchester City this weekend in Saturday’s early kick-off: never a friendly kick-off time after the team travel over an international break. The start time is perhaps the most friendly option ahead of the mid-week challenge, though, as Liverpool will go to Paris for the first leg of the Champions League quarter-final on Wednesday. […]
In his pre-match press conference ahead of Liverpool’s trip to the Etihad for the FA Cup quarter final, Arne Slot confirmed that Mohamed Salah is fit and available for the Reds: He is [fit]. He trained with us yesterday, he will train with us today and is available for the game tomorrow. I think what […]