Zeppeline, Trinken, & Pink Badeshorts
Liverpool are in a load off trouble and, at the moment, it doesn’t look like Arne Slot – or, anyone, really – has any real sense of how to fix things. Yes, we all wish the players would all just do the thing better, whatever that thing at the moment they’re doing terribly might be. […]
11 days ago | 1 read
In a few short hours, Liverpool will face West Ham United in the Premier League, hoping to end a historically awful run of results that has lead to countless pieces over the past couple of weeks. Liverpool failing to find a way to win at home against Nottingham Forest and against PSV this past week […]
12 days ago | 2 reads
WET HAMS VS. LIVERPOO | Sunday, November 30th |Premier League | London Stadium2:05PMBST/9:05AM EST Hey, remember when Liverpool matches would be the highlight of your week? Remember how we were the best team in the world this time last year? Might just watch highlights from last season instead of this shitshow, tbh. PREVIEW & HOW […]
12 days ago | 1 read
WEST HAM UNITED VS. LIVERPOOL | Sunday, November 30th |Premier League | London Stadium2:05PM BST/9:05AM EST Heaven help me. Well. Here we are. Another Liverpool football game. This one is against West Ham United. I’m not sure what you want me to say here. Please win? Please don’t look like you’ve looked lately? Please may […]
12 days ago | 2 reads
So, for the second consecutive year, a defender who is soon out of contract has been heavily linked to Real Madrid. But unlike last year, said defender has a) been stinking out the gaff, and b) Real Madrid have said they don’t want him anyway (in no small part due to the aforementioned stinking out […]
13 days ago | 0 reads
Liverpool’s joyous celebrations during the parade for winning the club’s 20th top flight title were marred when a man drove his car into the crowds. Over 130 people were treated for injuries caused by the driver, with quite a few of the injuries sustained being classified as severe. Thankfully there were no fatalities, in no […]
13 days ago | 1 read
Arne Slot was able to provide some good news in his surprise Thursday press conference ahead of the next Premier League outing on Sunday. Alisson should return in goal on Sunday, as he missed the PSV game due to illness. Florian Wirtz will have completed his rehab Friday and will likely be back in team […]
13 days ago | 0 reads
Liverpool have endured a terrible run of form and luck over the past couple of months that have seen their results fall off a cliff. The Reds have lost 9 of their last 12 matches across all competitions, and have been outscored 10-1 over the last 3. Liverpool now sit 12th in the Premier League […]
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It’s been a very, very bad season for Liverpool Football Club on the pitch, and perhaps no individual player has seen his reputation suffer during that run than centre half Ibrahima Konaté. The French international was regularly talked about as one of the best centre halves in England and Europe as recently as last season, […]
13 days ago | 0 reads
Liverpool FC face a must-win fixture on the road at West Ham United on Sunday, with head coach Arne Slot’s job likely on the line. I can’t believe I’m typing this, but the Hammers are unbeaten in three, winning two before drawing 2-2 with Bournemouth. Ahead of the key fixture, Liverpool FC have some potential […]
14 days ago | 0 reads
For Liverpool’s core players, the remnants of Jürgen Klopp’s all conquering sides that won a Premier League title just last season under Arne Slot in the manager’s first year in charge, there has probably never been a run of form as tough as the one they’re currently mired in. The Reds have lost six of […]
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Liverpool very much appear to be a broken side. Having started the 2025-26 season off under the shadow of the tragic passing of Diogo Jota. Since then, poor performances and poor results have begun to pile up and pile on additional pressure, leaving a side that appears shattered. Bizarre mistakes, mental fragility, and the ability […]
14 days ago | 0 reads
After the 4-1 defeat to PSV Eindhoven, Liverpool FC midfielder Curtis Jones gave a frank and brutally honest assessment of the state of the team in an interview with Irish broadcaster RTE: “I don’t know, I don’t have the answers. I’m the same as everybody else. It’s just unacceptable to be honest.” “I don’t even […]
15 days ago | 0 reads
For much of the night, Liverpool were arguably the better side. On balance, Liverpool probably did at least deserve something more than the nothing they ended up with. A moment of madness from one centre half and ten very poor minutes at the start of both halves, though, led to a pair of PSV goals. […]
15 days ago | 3 reads
Liverpool 1 – 4 PSV Eindhoven Reds: Szoboszlai 16’PSV: Perisic 6’ (pen), Til 56’, Driouech 73’ 90’ Pre-Match Anfield boos during the Champions League anthem. Not because of UEFA, but because football is about to happen to them. First Half Virgil van Dijk swats the ball out of the air in the box. Like, at full […]
15 days ago | 0 reads
Following a 3-0 home defeat to Nottingham Forest over the weekend, Liverpool return to Europe and face PSV in the Champions League, and for a struggling group of players and manager Arne Slot there’s a sense they have to prove they still have what it takes. Not because of the Forest loss, though. At least […]
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LIVERPOOL VS. PSV EINDHOVEN | Wednesday, November 26th |Premier League | Anfield8PMBST/3PM EST Football will happen. Will Liverpool be good? Probably not, but stranger things have happened. PREVIEW & HOW TO WATCH Full Match Preview: Liverpool vs. PSV Eindhoven Television & Streaming: TNT Sports 2 (UK); Paramount+ (USA); Stan Sport (Australia); DAZN (Canada); SONY TEN 5 […]
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At the press conference for tonight’s game against PSV Eindhoven in the Champions League, Liverpool FC attacker Cody Gakpo revealed insight into the honest discussions that took place in the locker room after the 3-0 defeat to Nottingham Forest over the weekend. “After the game on Saturday it was a kind of embarrassment because we […]
16 days ago | 0 reads
LIVERPOOL VS. PSV | Wednesday, November 26th |Champions League, League Phase | Anfield8PM BST/3PM EST PSV are first in the Eredivisie, but have found the Champions League somewhat more challenging: they’re currently in 18th with five total points after four matches (Liverpool are eighth with nine points). Interestingly, both Liverpool and PSV have scored nine […]
16 days ago | 0 reads
As dire as things have been for Liverpool in the Premier League so far this season, with Arne Slot’s title-defending Reds slumping to 12th place after 12 matchweeks, their performances and results have been at least passable in the Champions League. There, they sit eighth after four games, good enough for the final slot that […]
16 days ago | 0 reads
When things are going badly in football, everybody has their own differing opinion as to why—and what to do to fix it. Often, too, there can be at least a bit of truth in all of them, as when things go badly it’s usually not the case of just one thing, one phase or player, […]
16 days ago | 0 reads
In what has to date been a very poor season for Liverpool Football Club, there have been a handful of bright spots. Individual players who have managed to stand out simply by performing to a standard most would expect from a title defending side that spent £450M to bolster its squad over the summer. In […]
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Sam Kerr was unavailable for this past weekend’s 4-1 victory over Sheffield United in the League Cup, and it’s emerged that the central midfielder is entering rehabilitation for a back injury. Kerr will not travel to Scotland for the international break and will instead remain behind at Melwood to continue this process. The Scottish international […]
17 days ago | 1 read
Life can feel awfully fickle sometimes. At this time last year, new Liverpool manager Arne Slot was flying high, on top of the world, having taken a side built by the outgoing Jürgen Klopp and somehow found ways to improve it in comparison to his quite legendary predecessor. That his side seemed to drop off […]
17 days ago | 0 reads
When Liverpool slumped through October, with a run of six losses in seven games at one point, there was a sense of unease but also a feeling it was too soon to say the word sacking out loud regarding the manager given the title won last season under Arne Slot and the tragedy of Diogo […]
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