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Rumour: Hoffenheim Set Asking Price of €40–50m for Touré

According to Patrick Berger of Sky Sports Germany, Hoffenheim’s Bazoumana Touré is expected to leave the club this summer after the Bundesliga outfit failed to clinch Champions League qualification, with Aston Villa , Newcastle United, Liverpool FC, Brighton and Manchester United all listed as suitors. The asking price for the Ivorian left-winger is expected to […]

Rumour Mongering: Liverpool Join Chelsea and United in Bowen Chase

As poorly as the 2025-26 season has gone for Liverpool, it’s gone quite a bit worse for West Ham. London’s Hammers appear a near-lock for relegation, as they would both need to beat Leeds on the final day and for Spurs to earn no points from their final two matches against Chelsea and Everton. If, […]

Picking Liverpool’s 2025-26 Flop of the Season

Yesterday we talked about which Liverpool players impressed fans most this season. The pickings were slim, with most agreeing the only real answer was industrious midfielder Dominik Szoboszlai and that the only real runner-up then was entertaining striker Hugo Ekitike. With that out of the way, then, we’re on to trying to figure out which […]

Official: Liverpool Release 2026-27 Adidas Home Kit

At the end of last season, Liverpool made the switch back to Adidas after more than a decade spent with Warrior, New Balance, and Nike as kit suppliers and released a trio of kits that embraced both the club and brand’s history to good effect. Things may not have gone as hoped on the pitch, […]

Picking Liverpool’s 2025-26 Player of the Season

The 2025-26 season is nearly at its end and for Liverpool, things haven’t gone as anyone would have hoped, planned, or expected. Arne Slot’s disappointing Reds are heading into the final weekend of the season sat fifth and with Champions League qualification at least in some doubt, and the list of players who have been […]

Rumour Mongering: Liverpool Linked with Dortmund Winger Karim Adeyemi

Amidst all of the disappointment and uncertainty that surrounds Liverpool Football Club as Arne Slot’s disinterested Reds slump towards the end of a miserable 2025-26 campaign under their embattled head coach and with an upper management that has failed in two years to improve the title-calibre side they were gifted, there is still talk of […]

Gemma Bonner On Her Final Day: “I’m Proud Of What I’ve Achieved At The Club”

Adding to the end of the season departures, club legend and all time highest appearance maker Gemma Bonner announced earlier this week that she was leaving the club at the end of the season, and the match at Anfield on Saturday marked her final day with the Liverpool Women. A childhood Red, Bonner leaves the […]

Gemma Bonner and Gemma Evans Depart From Liverpool FC Women

Ahead of the Liverpool FC Women’s last match of the season against Arsenal, the club announced that both Gemma Bonner and Gemma Evans would depart at the end of the season. The two players were honored prior to the match with a guard of honor. Gemma Bonner leaves as a club legend, having made 187 […]

Liverpool FC Women 1, Arsenal 3: Reds Outclassed To Close Out Season

The Liverpool FC Women had nothing but pride to play for on Saturday as they faced Arsenal at Anfield. The Reds had an outside chance at finishing 10th instead of 11th with a win, but more than anything were hoping to send out club veteran Gemma Bonner and veteran Gemma Evans with a win after […]

Richard Hughes Has Been a Disaster for Liverpool Football Club

In his first summer in charge at Liverpool Football Club, following his appointment along with the returning Michael Edwards as the loftily-named Chief Executive of Football and the hiring of Arne Slot as head coach, Richard Hughes failed to deliver anything of note in his role as sporting director. With Hughes, Edwards, and Slot gifted […]

Chelsea Officially Announces Xabi Alonso As Manager

When Jurgen Klopp announced his retirement two seasons ago, the name at the top of many wish lists was former Liverpool star Xabi Alonso. Not only would the former star instantly connect with the Anfield crowd, but he was also coming off a phenomenal season, going undefeated in a Bundesliga-winning season season with Bayer Leverkusen. […]

Everything’s the Best (But It’s Not)

Liverpool are about one week away from the end of what has been, in the most generous of terms, a down year. Never mind that expectations and standards (more on that in a minute) at Liverpool are generally sky high given the club’s history, most would have expected Liverpool to do better than fifth and […]

Gerrard on Slot’s Liverpool: “No Heart, No Fight, No Patterns of Play”

Liverpool have been trending in the wrong direction for well more than a calendar year now. Their press has become less ineffective, passing and patterns of play have regressed, chance creation and defensive structure has been concerning, and even basics like fitness and the stamina to run for 90 minutes appear gone. Meanwhile, the club […]

Mohamed Salah Takes Slot Shot, Wants Liverpool to “Recover Identity”

Mohamed Salah has never been one to stay quiet when things get hard. Following yet another disappointing Liverpool defeat against Aston Villa, in the penultimate game of the season, Salah put out an exorciating public statement. In it, he doesn’t hold back his feelings. We already know our Egyptian King is a lame duck, and […]

Chelsea Reportedly Reach “Full Agreement” with Xabi Alonso

If you thought the mood around Liverpool couldn’t get any more toxic following Friday night’s dismal 4-2 defeat at Aston Villa that saw yet another disinterested and disorganized performance from Arne Slot’s struggling Reds in the penultimate match of a 2025-26 season, well, strap yourselves in. That’s because after a week of buzz and whisper […]

Arne Slot Says Things Will Get Better for Liverpool at Some Point

Liverpool started off their Friday evening match against Aston Villa not completely terribly, with Arne Slot’s embattled Reds appearing at least game and competitive on the road against a side level with them on points heading into the penultimate match of the 2025-26 Premier League season. They even continued to compete after going down a […]

Digging Deeper Into Liverpool’s 4-2 Defeat to Aston Villa

There were moments where Liverpool looked themselves in Birmingham, but far more that reminded us all of the horrors we’ve sat through all season. This year’s version of Liverpool are very easy to play against, and Villa would have gotten quite the confidence boost given the ease of tearing the Premier League champions apart. Hard […]

Jones Opens Up On Liverpool Role: “I Just Want to Go and Play”

Curtis Jones was interviewed by Liverpool FC’s official media ahead of the trip to Birmingham to face Aston Villa, and he had some interesting things to say, regarding playing right-back: “I just enjoy playing. If I’m as a right-back, if I’m a centre-back, or if I’m a striker, I just want to go and play. […]

Aston Villa vs. Liverpool: Premier League 2025-26 Preview & Team News

ASTON VILLA VS. LIVERPOOL | Friday, May 15th |Premier League | Villa Park8PM GMT/3PM EST Liverpool’s long numbing nightmare of a season is nearly over and barring an anti-miracle, Arne Slot’s tired and tactically ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ side will manage to finish in the Champions League places. It sets up a situation where nobody is happy but […]

Harvey Elliott Situation “Embarrassing for Everyone” Says Villa’s Emery

While Liverpool have been busy wasting a year under head coach Arne Slot, with a title-defending side looking tactically adrift and short of fitness in May but all signs bizarrely pointing to the club hierarchy being intent on continuing the project, mistakes by the same club hierarchy have wasted a year of Harvey Elliott’s career. […]