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The Red Sox-Yankees rivalry enters a new, uncertain era
Out and about in Seattle Wednesday morning and wearing my Red Sox cap, I was stopped by a guy in a Yankees cap. He passed me and walked around so he could face me. By then he’d already made it weird, but he also tipped his cap, and attempted to bond with me over both […]
Red Sox 6, Yankees 3: Caleb Durbin takes advantage of the Yankees self-destructing
Good news! Apparently whatever ailment preventing the Red Sox from playing competent baseball at Fenway Park this year is contagious. The New York Yankees may have the best record in the American League, but tonight they put on a total clown shown and gifted away a rather amusing victory with a big, fat bow on […]
Yankees vs Red Sox: Cam Schlittler vs Connelly Early
If you purchased a ticket to this game months ago, my condolences. Red Sox vs. Yankees is supposed to resemble a clash of titans, but instead, the Red Sox have been such an embarrassment they’ve fallen through the cellar floor and might as well be in a different hemisphere than New York (15.5 games back […]
Red Sox welcome Yankess to Fenway Park as team falls into abyss
Sunday July 9th, 2006 was last day before the All-Star Break. The Red Sox were 53-32 entering that game. First place in the AL East. They won the first two games against the Chicago White Sox 7-2 and 9-6. Up 3-2 in the 9th, closer Jonathan Papelbon came in for the save. He blew it, […]
Red Sox Minor Lines: Dylan Brown dominates for the Drive
Toledo Mud Hens 5, Worcester Red Sox 4 (BOX) The WooSox got out to a 3-0 lead in the first inning on Wednesday against the Mud Hens (DET), thanks to a two-run double from Allan Castro. The pitching was unable to hang on, though, with starter Raymond Burgos allowing four runs (three earned) in four […]
What is the worst you’ve ever felt about the Red Sox in the big picture?
For me, the 2026 Red Sox experience is orders of magnitude worse than 2012 or 2020 when you consider what surrounds it. If you’re going straight by how long we’ve had to go with little to no meaningful baseball after July each year, I think there’s a pretty solid argument to be made that it […]
The curious case for letting Craig Breslow run the Red Sox through the trade deadline
Amid the flaming trainwreck that is the 2026 Red Sox season, there’s this very odd side note to consider: The Red Sox actually had a pretty solid offseason. Now, “pretty solid offseason” is intentionally vague and highly subjective, but work with me here. As we approach the season’s halfway point, it’s worth exploring the moves […]
Red Sox let another late lead slip to Rockies, finish with .500 road trip
The Red Sox probably should’ve swept the lowly Colorado Rockies (though they’re pretty close to the same category these days). They should’ve at least won the series. They couldn’t even do that. Ranger Suárez struck out nine batters in six innings with solid run support. Instead of returning home to Fenway this weekend with a […]
Ranger Suárez takes the ball in search of winning road trip
TV: NESN First Pitch: 3:10 p.m. ET The Red Sox should be playing for a sweep of the Rockies in the series finale, but we’ll finally let go of a rare Aroldis Chapman dud from Monday night. Boston got an exceptional start from Sonny Gray with 11 strikeouts in Tuesday’s win and could see another […]
Red Sox Minor Lines: Devin Futrell strikes out 12
Worcester: L, 1-4 (BOX SCORE) Patrick Sandoval had another short rehab outing, giving up a couple runs to Toledo (Tigers AAA) while also botching a pickoff attempt. The offense went 1-for-11 with runners in scoring position. Romy Gonzalez, who hopes to return this week, had a knock, but it was one of just six on […]
Who is the most interesting player on the Red Sox right now?
The playoffs are nothing more than a distant dream. But most of us sickos who follow this team aren’t going anywhere. It’s summer, it’s the Red Sox, we’ll be watching. This morning, Mike makes a great case that Nate Eaton of all people is giving us a reason to watch, and that he’s arguably the […]
Nate Eaton brings a sorely needed spark to the Red Sox
Nate Eaton, known this spring as The Pride of Great Britain, has brought a spark of interest to the Red Sox lineup. He’s still Nate Eaton, a guy who didn’t stick in Kansas City during some lean years, but sometimes you need a presence. Mickey Gasper is all mustache, no real bat, glove, or arm. […]
Sonny Gray cruises in Colorado, propels the Red Sox to a bounce back win
We don’t care much about starting pitching records anymore, and for good reason. But it’s kind of wild to look up and realize that Sonny Gray is 9-1 following his latest gem for the Red Sox against the Rockies in Coors Field on Tuesday night. On a team that entered the evening tied for the […]
The Red Sox take on the Rockies in a battle of true Mickey Mouse organizations
In a true race to the bottom, two teams tied for the fewest wins in the entire sport are set to square off in Coors Field tonight with the Red Sox taking on the Rockies. If the Red Sox lose and the Giants beat the A’s later this evening, Boston will stand all alone as […]
The Red Sox’ season ended last night in brutal loss to Rockies
The Boston Red Sox saw their season come to an end during Monday’s sickening loss to the Colorado Rockies. If we’re all being honest with each other, there were already nails being hammered into the coffin — the utter shit show that was the final two innings of that game just happened to be the […]
Red Sox News & Links: Garrett Crochet not yet cleared to play catch
Last week, we learned that Garrett Crochet had been cleared to throw weighted plyometric balls as he attempts to recover from two injuries: the initial shoulder inflammation that landed him on the IL, and the subsequent lat tightness that has kept him on it for much longer than anyone anticipated. Yesterday he was reevaluated and, […]
What’s the worst Red Sox loss you can remember?
The end of last night’s Red Sox game was nothing short of a debacle. A fiasco. A disaster. Whatever you want to call it. Garrett Whitlock and Aroldis Chapman combined to allow eight hits in the eighth and ninth innings, though the former somehow escaped without allowing a run, while the latter coughed up a […]
Tyron Guerrero could bring back something nice at the trade deadline – but the Red Sox need relievers
There’s no such thing as too much pitching. Pitchers inevitably get hurt. Relievers go on cold stretches. Starters tire down the stretch. The baseball season is a war of attrition, and pitchers are the main casualties. There’s a reason why teams hand out minor league deals to every pitcher with a pulse during Spring Training. […]
Red Sox give up 8 straight hits, lose to Rockies 3-2
LOL. LMAO even. The Sox never trailed until the final run crossed the plate, having built a 2-0 win methodically over the previous eight innings. This was a Little League-ass game (complimentary enough): Against starting pitchers neither team could do much, but the Sox eventually broke through on a sixth-inning RBI double by Willson Contreras. […]
Red Sox at Rockies lineups: Nobody wants this
This? Folks, this is bad. The last-place Red Sox, at 31-44, are better than the last-place Rockies, at 30-48. That’s the good news. It’s extremely relative. The Red Sox are a walking catastrophe. If it wasn’t for the Scottish fans, would Fenway have hummed even a little last week? I think not. Now they’re in […]
Red Sox travel to Colorado in possible battle for last place
Sunday didn’t go quite as planned as the Red Sox fell short of completing a sweep of the Seattle Mariners. However, winning two out of three isn’t the worst outcome either. The Sox are playing .500 on the road. That’s about as much as you can ever hope for. The failure is the home record. […]
Visitor’s guide to Red Sox games at Fenway Park: How to get there, where to sit, what to eat, and more
Fenway Park is a sacred place. But it’s also an expensive and crowded place, and if you want to have a good time at the ballgame, you need to do a little bit of homework first. That’s where we come in. Whether you’re driving in from the ‘burbs to take your kids for their first […]
Red Sox Minor Lines: Yes, Franklin Arias hit another home run
Worcester: W, 12-3 (BOX SCORE) In the finale with the IronPigs (Phillies AAA), the WooSox had six batters with a multi-hit day. The scoring started early and often; Vinny Capra, who hit his first home run of June but is hitting .288 on the month, led it off, but by the third it was 5-0 […]
Series win in Seattle shows how tricky this trade deadline will be for the Red Sox
6 runs in 3 games! That’s all the Red Sox pitching staff surrendered over the weekend, as the Sox bounced back from a grim homestand to take a late-night west coast series. Granted, the Mariners are no one’s idea of an offensive juggernaut, and T-Mobile is no one’s idea of a lyric little bandbox. But […]
Red Sox Offense Quiet Yet Again In 3-1 Loss To Mariners
In the game thread, I joked that if the Red Sox were going to get hot, now would be the time to do so. They’re heading to Colorado next for a three-game series with the Rockies, the only team in baseball with fewer wins than the Red Sox. After that, they have a four-game series […]