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Rays 4, Twins 1 (F/10): Eggs-cruciating Easter

On a day the Twins really needed some length, starting pitcher Simeon Woods Richardson gave the Twins everything they could ask for and more. Unfortunately, the bats didn’t do their part, leading to another loss that was well within reach.  Let’s start with the good. Woods Richardson looked sharp all day, despite his stuff being […]

Game 9: Rays at Twins

First Chuck: 1:10 PM CDT (click here each week for a new anthem!) The Tube: Twins.TV The Dial: Treasure Island Baseball Network Spies ‘R Us: DRAYSBAY In seeing the 21 MLB ballparks I’ve been to thus far, I’ve traversed a lot of territory. Besides ranking the yards, it has given me an opportunity to think […]

Rays 7, Twins 1: What a Picture

Decked out in Minnesota’s freshest uniforms, and making his first start at Target Field, Mick Abel struggled through four innings, and the Twins lineup was unable to keep things interesting, as the Rays evened the series with a snoozy 7-1 victory. Abel labored through his first two innings, allowing a pair of two-out baserunners in […]

Twins 10, Rays 4: Buxton leaves game but is probably OK

Byron Buxton had to leave the game in the seventh inning when he was hit by a pitch and suffered an right arm contusion. X-rays were negative, but obviously we’ll know more later tonight or over the weekend. In the game itself, Bailey Ober didn’t take well to the cold, but the bullpen (!) held […]

Game 8: Rays at Twins

First Pitch: 6:10 pm CDTTV: Twins.TVRadio: TIBN / WCCO 830 / The Wolf 102.9 FM / Audacy KNOW THINE ENEMY: DRaysBay Well, it was a hilariously morbid, almost-too-on-the-nose home opener. Target Field lost power about an hour before the scheduled first pitch, leading to a delayed game, fans temporarily trapped outside the gates, a thirsty crowd promised $2 beers […]

Game 7: Rays at Twins

First pitch: 3:10 Central Weather: Cold and drizzly, THAT FITS, 38° Opponent’s SB site: DRays Bay TV: Twins TV, FOX 9 (maybe, probably?). Radio: Here’s the list of this year’s Treasure Island Baseball Network stations. Hiya Eau Claire! The Athletic recently released their 2026 MLB Hope-O-Meter, surveying over 11,000 baseball fans on whether or not […]

The 2016 Twins and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad start

In 2015, the Minnesota Twins re-invigorated the fanbase with a season of contention right down to the wire. In fact, the organization was so enamored by the breakouts of Brian Dozier, Eddie Rosario, Byron Buxton & Miguel Sano that aside from taking a gamble on KBO slugger Byung Ho Park, they didn’t do much in […]

Twins 5, Royals 1: Bradley shines, bats pull away late

The Twins got on the board early in this game, but not with the need of bats. In the 2nd inning, after Victor Caratini singled, Kody Clemens singled and moved to 2nd after Caratini tried going 1st to 3rd and was thrown out. Clemens would later score on a throwing error by Salvador Perez in […]

Game 6: Twins at Royals

First Pitch: 1:10 PM CST TV: Twins.TV Radio: TIBN, WCCO 830, The Wolf 102.9, Audacy App Know thine enemy: Royals Review The Twins are up against their worst enemy once again, a left-handed pitcher. Cole Ragans is a formidable foe, garnering Cy Young votes a couple of years ago but battled injuries in 2025. However, […]

Royals 13, Twins 9: It wasn’t that close

Standin’ in the rain, in a frigid pour;Couldn’t start the hittin’; it was a wretched score.There at Kauffman was loud, from the bleachers they scream;KCR gave their all, they’ve got a better team.It was one to twelve, just blew us away;There were stars on the rise, but not for Minny today: They came to beat […]

Game 5: Twins at Royals

Game night, all night;Here we go; I don’t know what to feel.Been a long flight, an early-spring blightIn the Show where they go out with zeal. Long time under the lightTo watch a flailing team of the sorriest sight;Goodbye, nine; when crossing the line,Should we start up this game or go down in flame? Bored […]

Should the Twins extend Walker Jenkins before he debuts?

Over the past 24 hours, two top-50 MLB prospects have agreed to major contract extensions before playing a game. Infielder Colt Emerson of the Seattle Mariners agreed to an eight year, $95M contract with a team option on year nine and escalators the can max the contract out at $130M. Fellow infielder Cooper Pratt is […]

Royals 3, Twins 1: BREAKING — Twins Still Bad Against Southpaws

After showing some good life in games two and three against the Orioles, the bats fell silent once again with left-handed Kris Bubic on the mound. For seemingly the 10th season in a row, the Twins simply can’t manage to string together any offense left-handed starting pitchers. The Twins had some early traffic with a […]

Monday Morning Minnesota: The “Royce Power” Edition

Is Royce Lewis fixed? Who knows for sure, but he at least looks the part, with two homers over the weekend against the Orioles. The Twins dropped two out of three, but looked relatively competitive in each game. The pitching is still suspect, and the bats have still been relatively quiet, but we’re at least […]

Game 4: Twins at Royals

First Pitch (CT): 3:10 PMTV: Twins.TVRadio: TIBN/830 WCCO/102.9 The Wolf /Audacy AppKnow Yo’ Foe: Royals Review After a back-and-forth game against the Orioles, the Twins are back in action this afternoon against Bobby Witt Jr. and the Kansas City Royals. The Royals are running back largely the same squad as 2025 and banking on better […]

Orioles 8, Twins 6: Un-Abel to take the opening series

Despite collecting twelve hits and plating six runs, the Minnesota Twins could not finish off an Opening Series victory in Baltimore this afternoon. Battles against the robots (ABS) and a shaky appearance from Mick Abel were the primary culprits in defeat. Twins bats quickly built a second-inning rally: Matt Wallner 1B, Josh Bell HBP (Wally […]

Game 3: Twins at Orioles

First Chuck: 12:35 PM CDT (click here each week for a new anthem!) The Tube: Twins.TV The Dial: Treasure Island Baseball Network Spies ‘R Us: Camden Chat So, uh, remember the thread intro for Thursday’s Opening Day? That was here—until it wasn’t. As such, a fun fact instead of a long intro today: Recently—March 22—actor/entertainer/noted […]

Twins 4, Orioles 1: Royce and the Bois Make Some Noyce

The Twins only tallied four hits — fewer than in their season-opening loss — but were able to manufacture four runs against the Baltimore Orioles on Saturday afternoon. Combined with a strong performance from Shelton’s Magical Arm Barn, and Minnesota was able to earn their first win of the 2026 season, a 4-1 victory that […]

Game 2: Twins at Orioles

First Pitch: 3:05 pm CDTTV: Twins.TV / FS1Radio: TIBN / WCCO 830 / The Wolf 102.9 FM / Audacy KNOW THINE ENEMY: Camden Chat Each of the last few seasons, that pesky day off right after the season opener has felt particularly sting-worthy. In 2023 and 2025, it delayed Minnesota’s early-season chances to prove that the bad breaks of […]

The Brian Dinkelman Memorial Link Dump

OK, first things first. My predecessor at TwinkieTown, RandBall’s Stu, would occasionally do a post called a Hosken Powell Memorial Link Dump. Stu uses humor, and what made the title funny is that Hosken Powell, although not a particularly memorable Twins player, was not dead. He was alive and well. (I did a Glen Powell […]

Orioles 2, Twins 1: Too many LOBs leads to sobs

A few positives came from 2026 Opening Day for the Minnesota Twins: the starter was sharp, they showed some aggressiveness on the base paths, and Byron Buxton collected a big hit. But the Twins simply were not able to successfully sequence enough safeties off Baltimore Orioles hurlers to plate more than one run in a […]

Game 1: Twins at Orioles

First Chuck: 2:05 PM CDT (click here each week for a new anthem!) The Tube: Twins.TV The Dial: Treasure Island Baseball Network Spies ‘R Us: Camden Chat If you weren’t around this past offseason—and no judgement here—you missed our community Back to The Future discussion. When it comes to the Minnesota Twins and the Baltimore […]

TT roundtable: 2026 Twins season preview

Welcome one and all to Twins Opening Day! As always, we will have our game thread up this afternoon to make predictions about the rest of the season based off a single game, but for now you can read our predictions before a single game is played. All your favorite Twinkie Town writers have pitched […]

The Blunting of the Park: an Opening Day preview in verse

(There’s about six minutes of intro before the poem begins… but come on, it’s Jeremy Irons.) Hit the FirstThe Standings “Just the club for a Park!” the Purseman criedWhile addressing his team as heir,Dismissing the lot who could possibly chideWith successes eventually rare. “Just the club for a Park! I repeat it once;Only once should […]

Greatest Twins Moments & Performances: A Twinkie Town Definitive List (Recap)

Results Our final memorable Twins moment comes to us, fittingly, from just last season. In a rough year for Twins Territory, Byron Buxton was perhaps the one-and-only shining star. Never more than on this day… Per famous philosophizer Porky Pig: “Th-th-th-that’s all, folks!” Hopefully both a fun and at least somewhat accurate-if-subjective look at this […]