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The Zion Williamson Temptation

As we sit staring down another long Minnesota offseason, waiting for October to arrive and Timberwolves basketball to finally return, our minds inevitably drift toward the future. That’s what NBA offseasons are for. They are five months of hope, speculation, trade machine screenshots, and fan bases convincing themselves that one move, just one move, is […]

Could Timberwolves Trade For Kyrie Irving?

The Minnesota Timberwolves are looking for ways to upgrade their roster this offseason after a premature elimination from the playoffs at the hands of the San Antonio Spurs. The Wolves have a pressing need at the point guard position, so they need to scour the rest of the league to see if there are any […]

Timberwolves Announce Upcoming Jersey Rebrand

On Tuesday, the Minnesota Timberwolves announced that they will unveil their all-new uniforms in less than two weeks. On Sunday, June 7th, the Wolves will showcase the new-look jerseys in front of fans at an event at Target Center. Fans can purchase tickets for $1 to attend the event. The Timberwolves teased the upcoming rebrand […]

Timberwolves Off-Season: Take a Breath and Keep Calm

A little over a week removed from the end of the Timberwolves season, the first thing everyone should do is take a breath. Not an “everything is fine” breath. Not one of those fake calm-down breaths right after your team gets sent home by a 7-foot-6 alien who looks like he was designed in a […]

Lynx Weekly: How About Howard?

The Minnesota Lynx have wrapped up week two of their season, so that means it’s time for our second edition of Lynx Weekly! As part of our weekly update on all things Lynx, we review their statistical trends, developing storylines, and forecast what’s ahead. Week in Review The Lynx certainly surprised the masses with a […]

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This Trade Idea Sends Ja Morant to Wolves

The Minnesota Timberwolves are sitting on the couch for the Western Conference Finals for the first time since 2023 and it’s a feeling they don’t want to have again next May. The Wolves will look for ways to improve their roster throughout the offseason, especially on the trade market. ESPN senior writer Andre Snellings suggested […]

Canis Pulsus Vol. 50 – Memories Edition Results

Now that we’ve properly buried the Minnesota Timberwolves season, I think it’s safe for us to come back to the table and remember the good times. There were 25 of us who pulled up to the dinner table for Canis Pulsus to reminisce. What were the favorite on and off court memories from the season? […]

The Minnesota Timberwolves Biggest Offseason Questions

After an unceremonious end to the 2025-2026 season, it seems as though the Minnesota Timberwolves are heading towards an offseason where every indication is that big changes will be made, with the main focus on the roster. After getting taken out by the two teams battling in the Western Conference Finals this season in the […]

Canis Pulsus Vol. 50 – Memories Edition

It’s been almost a week since the Minnesota Timberwolves season came to a flaming end. Though the final on the court memory of the Wolves was them getting smacked with eight minutes of garbage time left, there were still plenty of good parts to the journey. Let’s not lose sight of all that. So let’s […]

Wolves’ Joe Ingles signs with Melbourne United

It didn’t take long for the Minnesota Timberwolves roster to change going into the offseason. Wolves veteran guard Joe Ingles announced that he is signing with Melbourne United in the NBL, returning to his native Australia after a 12-year stint in the NBA with the Utah Jazz, Milwaukee Bucks, Orlando Magic and the past two […]

NBA Mock Draft Roundup: Who Will Wolves Take at No. 28?

Now that the Minnesota Timberwolves are officially in offseason mode, it’s time to look at potential prospects they could take with the No. 28 overall pick. It’s a deep draft, so it’s very possible that the Wolves could end up with a valuable piece to the puzzle even with a late first-round pick. We scoured […]

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An Open Letter to My Fandom

Dear Leo, Is it time for you to retire from watching Minnesota Timberwolves games? All too many times this season, your wife has seen you keel over in pain after the final buzzer sounds in a Wolves game. You collapse to your knees and your forehead plops down to the carpet. You let out a […]

Lynx Weekly: Up-and-Down Start

Welcome to the first edition of Lynx Weekly! Our new Lynx Weekly series will be published each week, looking back at the week that was for the Lynx and providing some notes, analysis and more on what we saw from Minnesota that week. This format will replace our traditional recaps published after each game, but we […]

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The Timberwolves Never Gave Themselves a Chance

In Game 6 of their Western Conference Semifinals series against the San Antonio Spurs, the Minnesota Timberwolves season came to a thudding end as they were blown out for a third time in the series, 139-109. In retrospect, the Timberwolves were likely dead on arrival coming into the series. The Spurs showed they were the […]

Spurs, 139, Timberwolves 109: That’s All Folks

And just like that, it’s over. The Minnesota Timberwolves came into Game 6 of their Western Conference Semifinal series against the San Antonio Spurs to replicate their series from two years ago against the Denver Nuggets and force Game 7. Instead, they repeated a different kind of history. For the third straight year, the Timberwolves’ […]

Game 6 Preview: Timberwolves vs. Spurs

Minnesota Timberwolves vs. San Antonio SpursDate: May 15th, 2026Time: 8:30 PM CDTLocation: Target CenterTelevision Coverage: Prime Video The Minnesota Timberwolves are out of runway. After dropping Game 5 in San Antonio in embarrassing fashion, the Wolves now find themselves down 3-2, wounded, staring at elimination, and trying to convince themselves that the season still has […]

Anthony Edwards, Timberwolves ‘Not Worried’ After Game 5 Loss

The Minnesota Timberwolves are on the brink of elimination after a 126-97 loss to the San Antonio Spurs in Game 5 of their Western Conference semifinal series at the Frost Bank Center. The Wolves now trail 3-2 in the series and have lost their second game of the series by over 25 points. Some teams […]

Spurs 126, Timberwolves 97: Minnesota Lets Go of the Rope

The Minnesota Timberwolves entered Game 5 in San Antonio with a chance to retake control of their Western Conference Semifinals series. A win would have snatched back home-court advantage, put the Spurs on the brink of elimination, and set up a Friday night closeout opportunity at Target Center. Unfortunately, none of that happened. Instead, Minnesota […]

Game 5 Preview: Timberwolves at Spurs

Minnesota Timberwolves at San Antonio SpursDate: May 12th, 2026Time: 7:00 PM CDTLocation: Frost Bank CenterTelevision Coverage: NBC, Peacock After four games of chaos, blood pressure spikes, blown opportunities, sudden reversals, superstar theater, and at least one officiating decision that will be discussed in San Antonio like it was the Zapruder film, the Minnesota Timberwolves and […]

Game 4 Was Classic Minnesota Timberwolves Basketball

Game 4 was a must-win for the Minnesota Timberwolves. That was true coming into the night with the Wolves down 2-1 in the series, and certainly became true after Victor Wembanyama launched an elbow at the neck of Naz Reid and ejected the San Antonio Spurs’ best player from the game with a Flagrant Two […]

Vegas is Disrepecting the Timberwolves at Their Own Peril

The disrespect continues for the Minnesota Timberwolves. After the Timberwolves clawed back to even their Western Conference Semifinals series against the San Antonio Spurs at two games apiece, the latest NBA title odds dropped, and Minnesota somehow ended up with the longest odds of any remotely viable contender left standing. I’m excluding the Lakers who […]

Timberwolves 114, Spurs 109: They Never Make it Easy, Do They?

What did Sunday night’s Game 5 win take for the Minnesota Timberwolves? “Some heart,” Rudy Gobert said to the Target Center crowd after the madness had ended. Where do we even start? Perhaps the part where this should have been less close than it ended up as, with a sharp elbow to the face? With […]