The Roller Coaster That Is Texans Fandom
Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends, we’re so glad you could attend, come inside, come inside. My apologies to Emerson, Lake, and Palmer but it feels like a week where we have to go on because we have to go on. Both the Texans, and us Texans fans. Last week was […]
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Saying the Houston Texans have been a mess on offense would be an understatement. It feels like the coaching staff is getting worse as the weeks go on, and while it might not be something that gets fixed overnight, the Texans still have some talent on the roster to get things moving in the right […]
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Once upon a time, we believed things were improving for the Houston Texans. Last Monday changed that for a lot of Texans fans. I know I speak for myself when I say that the prospects for this team have taken a significant downward turn. But the season rolls on and some of us still want […]
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The Houston Texans are coming off an embarrassing loss to the Seahawks in Seattle and will look to bounce back at home against the 49ers. Offensive coordinator Nick Caley has been under heavy fire through the first half of the season for his scheme and several questionable coaching decisions on a weekly basis. The Texans’ […]
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The players may be combatants on the field, but we are one big happy family here at SBNation. My favorite feature every week is the five questions feature because it allows me to get behind enemy lines to see what is going on with that week’s opponent. Nicholas McGee of Niners Nation was kind enough […]
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Hello, good evening and welcome to week eight of the NFL season. Tonight, TNF returns to La La Land for a matchup that folks are calling “…a football game…” Hey, why should Hollywood be the only one that gets to selectively edit reviews? At any rate, I’m sure it’ll be a tremendously fun time watching […]
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Welcome to week 7 of the Cyclone tracker! This is where we follow our resident weather themed duo in rookie receivers Jayden Higgins and Jaylin Noel, both out of Iowa State (hence, the “Cyclone” twins). As always, there will be analysis, projections, commentary, and relevant updates that happen in real time. Week 7 Cyclones Tracker: […]
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Welcome to SB Nation Reacts, a survey of fans across the NFL. Throughout the year we ask questions of the most plugged-in Texans fans and fans across the country. Sign up here to participate in the weekly emailed surveys. Welcome to this week’s Reacts survey, where we are once again asking you to let us […]
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I thought I could put away the stages of suck after two wins, but the pile of excrement the Texans left on the field brought it back. I have been asking about four different people in my stages of suck, but there is way too much to say and I wanted to give the masthead […]
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Raise your hand if you’ve seen this before: The Houston Texans play a night game on National TV and get utterly embarrassed. With 2 weeks to prepare for the Seattle Seahawks, the Texans offense took the field and looked totally unprepared. While the defense played to form, offensive coordinator Nick Caley’s job looked phoned in […]
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Well, they tried! Try and try they might, the Houston Texans just couldn’t claw their way to victory in an ugly match against the Seattle Seahawks. They might have picked Sam Darnold off, they might have blocked a field goal, they might have even scored a defensive touchdown thanks to Will Anderson Jr., but this […]
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Houston has a short week ahead of them after a tough loss on the west coast. They face the San Francisco 49ers, who are coming off a strong victor against the Atlanta Falcons. FanDuel has released their initial odds and they have several interesting options for fans who are interested in placing bets on the […]
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The Day After the Day After…when the raw, immediate emotions from the aftermath of a game diminish into the realm of clarity and the proverbial (or literal) hangover no longer haunts the mind. With that, a review of Week 7: Maybe it WAS the opponents: When Houston outscored the Titans and Ravens 70-10, it did […]
4 months ago | 2 reads
Houston has a short week ahead of them after a tough loss on the west coast. They face the San Francisco 49ers, who are coming off a strong victor against the Atlanta Falcons. FanDuel has released their initial odds and they have several interesting options for fans who are interested in placing bets on the […]
4 months ago | 3 reads
I’ve been writing for this site for going on five years now. I have been watching Houston Texans football since they beat Dallas 19-7. I have been watching Houston NFL football since the late 1970s. At no point did it ever feel like work. Last night did. A lot of it was a quick turnaround […]
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The city of Houston hasn’t seen a snap of Texans football since their 44-10 manhandling of the Baltimore Ravens way back on October 5. Since then, the Colts have roared to 6-1, the Jaguars are turning into pumpkins and the Titans are.. well, the Titans. With that said, the national spotlight was on Houston and […]
4 months ago | 4 reads
For the last two weeks there’s been a constant argument going in my head. In case you forgot, two weeks ago the Texans beat the Ravens comfortably 44-10. It was the kind of game we’ve been dreaming of all season. All phases of the ball looked good. But what was it? Is it because the […]
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Once upon a time there was an NFL that had six divisions. One of which was the NFC West. To make sense of this division, prior to 2002, was to drive oneself to madness. A division for the western teams of the NFC included, somehow, San Francisco, California (which is as west as this country […]
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Hey! You came back after all! Well, hold on, let me get those maps from 506 Sports for you. Just a moment…gotta get the hamster running first. What? What do you mean he’s tired? GET HIM SOME COFFEE! Anyway, the maps. CBS SINGLE GAMES Red: EARLY GAMEYellow: EARLY GAMEOrange: EARLY GAMEBlue: Indianapolis Colts at Los […]
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As you can see, the Texans are taking Sunday off again; they’re going to play, don’t worry, they’re just saving their energy for Monday night in Seattle for their tilt with the suddenly resurgent Seattle Seahawks. But we’re here to help you with your Texans withdrawal. There are other games being played right now, possibly […]
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The Houston Texans are coming off their bye week and will look to extend their two-game win streak as they head to Seattle to take on the Seahawks. After a slow start to the season, Houston has taken care of business against a couple of weaker opponents, but now they need to prove they can […]
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The Texans and their 2-3 record currently hold the 11th spot in the 2026 NFL Draft. Given that five of their next six games come against teams with winning records, it wouldn’t be surprising if Houston ends up picking around this same spot in next year’s draft. In a recent “way too early mock draft” […]
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Set your watches and drink your coffee. The Houston Texans and Seattle Seahawks will be playing the late game on Monday night. Game time is 9 PM Central standard time. It’s a school night folks. Some of us have work early the next morning. Be that as it may, it promises to be an exciting […]
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Hello, good evening and welcome to week seven of the NFL season. Tonight, we have a matchup for Thursday Night Football that people are calling “the most thrilling matchup of Thursday Night Football taking place on October 16, 2025 between 7:15 p.m. CDT and roughly 10:00 p.m. CDT.” It’s a weirdly specific hype line but […]
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Welcome to SB Nation Reacts, a survey of fans across the NFL. Throughout the year we ask questions of the most plugged-in Texans fans and fans across the country. Sign up here to participate in the weekly emailed surveys. The Texans are coming off the bye and will take on the Seahawks this week on […]
4 months ago | 3 reads